In yesterday's P.M. Hot Clicks, I told you about a couple of baseball players getting their cars stolen during spring training. Tauntr.com has come up with some decoy car covers that Major Leaguers can use to keep away would-be thieves.

Remember the Miami bar owner who said he'd give customers free drinks for every Heat loss? He's lost $85,000 this year.

Steve, in Yorba Linda, Calif, says, "I saw that you featured the Soul Surfer trailer in Tuesday's Hot Clicks. That is a perfect segue into pointing out that SI picked the wrong surfer for the Swimsuit issue this year. Bethany Hamilton's best friend, Alana Blanchard (portrayed by Jack Nicholson's daughter in Soul Surfer), is the hottest female surfer. Alana was in the water with Bethany during the shark attack. Take a look at this gallery, and let's start lobbying for her in the Swimsuit issue next year."

Via @BMasur4 on Twitter comes this nasty, low blow by a Manhattan storage company.

The WFAN/YES Network host was NOT happy with the hideous officiating in yesterday's Rutgers-St. John's game.

Meet Miljenko Parserisas Bukovic. He has 82 tattoos of Julia Roberts. (Thanks to Andy, of New York, for the link.)

I said a dunk would have to be special for Hot Clicks to feature it. Well, Blake Griffin, this is how it should be done. Well done, Guy Dupuy.

In their newest installment, the crew makes a meat building. They also go shopping, which leads to a memorable line at the 1:11 mark: "Get a secondary bacon cart."