The Amarillo Sox of the American Association debuted a new mascot last Friday night. He was very, very, very excited. (Thanks to Dave, of Manhattan, Kan., for the link.)

You absolutely, positively must click on this link and check out the tirade from Monday night by Lancaster Barnstormers manager and former major leaguer Butch Hobson.

Evan, of New York City, says, "Jimmy, I'm always on the lookout for new LLOD candidates for you, and I just may have one. Not sure if you caught the new show Suits on USA, but the person who caught my eye was Meghan Markle, who plays paralegal Rachel Zane. Not only is she sassy, but she's smoking hot, too." And Ash, of Akron, Ohio, says, "I'm watching a new show on USA called Suits. Two words for you: MEGHAN MARKLE!" I think you can guess where this is going. Today's LLOD honors go to Meghan Markle.

SportsPickle.com has compiled June's 10 best sports videos.

No sport provides more wacky stories than soccer. From now on when I post one of these ridiculous tales, I'm just going to use the word "soccer" in the headline (like I did above). Nothing else needs to be said. Today's head-shaker comes from Italy, where Fiorentina manager Sinisa Mihajlovic had his sunglasses stolen at a press conference.

Reggie Bush feels like President Obama. ... Seahawks wide receiver Golden Tate reached a milestone. ... Padres reliever Heath Bell had a rough start to his day. ... Raiders running back Michael Bush likes to terrorize his neighbors with fireworks.

MLB Network analyst Eric Byrnes took a recent demonstration a little too serious. (Thanks to James, of Oceanside, Calif., for the link.)

Meet the world's ugliest dog, Yoda.