NFL.com lists Patriots defensive tackle Vince Wilfork at 325 pounds. Watch every single one of those pounds jiggle in slow motion as he runs back this interception. ... Wait, who is the starting running back for the 49ers? ... It was bad enough Chiefs running back Jamaal Charles injured his knee yesterday, but he also had to deal with the Lions mascot getting in his way. ... If you had the Cowboys -3 or 3.5 (depending on where/when you bet it), you're still sick to your stomach over this play. ... Falcons defensive back Dunta Robinson is a dirty, dirty player.

Two elderly women prepared for Michigan's game against Eastern Michigan this past Saturday by shotgunning beer. ... Miami fans taunted Ohio fans at the Hurricanes-Buckeyes game. ... Here are some of the best signs from College GameDay. And some more.

The Emmy Awards were held last night. You can check out all the lovely ladies, including the perfect Sofia Vergara, right here.

Blue Jays pitcher Brett Cecil injured his hand while cleaning a blender.

Who is the woman in a bikini on Cowboys' defensive coordinator Rob Ryan's play-calling sheet? On a side note, those Ryan brothers are something else, huh?

UPDATE, 11:45 a.m.: Mystery solved thanks to Andrew, of Nashville. He says, "Jimmy, the model on Rob Ryan's sheet is Diora Baird. Here's the picture."

I don't have many details on this video sent in by Eric Wilson, of Annapolis, Md. But the woman filming says, Joey is OK, so that's good news.

I'm not gonna describe this. Just watch.

If you've ever watched Friday Night Lights, sit back and enjoy this.