E-Mail Of The Day
Mike, of Folsom, Calif., says, "Hey, Jimmy, today is my birthday, and all I want is a WEEK with no mention of the Yankees, Red Sox,
Erin Andrews or that
Kim K. chick. Thanks!" Since it's your birthday, Mike, I'll make you a deal. If the Red Sox avoid their complete collapse and make the playoffs, I won't mention them or the Yankees for the rest of the week. However, if Boston's all-time choke job continues and it misses the postseason, I would avoid reading Hot Clicks the rest of the week. I mean,
they're seeking pitchers on craigslist, for pete's sake! When it comes to Erin Andrews, it would actually be a fireable offense if I didn't alert the masses to E.A. showing up on
Jimmy Kimmel's show
wearing this dress, so I can't agree to that request. As for Kim K., I promise you I won't mention her the rest of the week on the condition that a sex tape of her and
Kris Humphries doesn't leak out.