E-Mail Of The Day
Geoff, of Boise, Idaho
, says, "Last year for my daughters school auction/fundraiser, I got hammered and bought a dog...without my wife's approval. This year, I promised her I wouldn't buy anything, but once the booze started flowing and hands started raising, I couldn't help myself. But it gets better. I bid $600 on a Boise State Leather Recliner, but once the bid hit $700, I knew I was drunk and should stop. So from across the room, I gave my wife the thumbs up to say 'I'm good, how are you'? She thought this meant I wanted her to bid. Now, WE are stuck with this chair
that I can't afford and won't fit in my house. Everyone at the auction loved the story so much, they said I should let the dog sleep on it. No way. Feel like helping me sell this thing? Here's a link
. The best part? I was lied to and told there would be a pony this year. I think most people now show up at the auction just to see how drunk and dumb I can be. Next year, I'm drinking O'Douls so I can raise their hand to bid on items." To answer Geoff's question, I can't say that I really feel like helping him sell his chair, but good God, this e-mail needed to be shared.