Nothing I write can do this item justice. Just check out AC Milan announcer Tiziano Crudeli in action during a recent game.

Monday's A.M. Hot Clicks featured a video of Bengals wide receiver Jerome Simpson pulling off a flop that would make soccer players proud. This caused someone to add an "Acting career" section to Simpson's Wikipedia page. (Thanks to Byron Valle, of Providence, R.I., for the link.)

For several weeks, tons of e-mails have come in requesting that Hot Clicks feature Paulina Gretzky, daughter of hockey legend, Wayne Gretzky. Paulina used Twitter to send out a constant stream of provocative photos. (Here is a collection.) It appears, however, that the run is over.

Here is Urban Meyer's actual contract with Ohio State. It's nice to see the Buckeyes providing Meyer with a full golf club membership. I mean, when a guy says that he's quitting coaching to spend time with family and work on his health, you better bring a lot to the table to get him back on the sidelines after one whole year.

This was linked up on Monday's A.M. Hot Clicks, but people are still e-mailing it to me on a constant basis, so I'm posting it one more time. Here is 73-year-old Joe Kapp and 74-year-old Angelo Mosca getting into a physical altercation during a Canadian Football League alumni luncheon over the weekend.

Check out the basket made by Detroit Mercy sophomore guard Ray McCallum against Austin Peay last week. (Thanks to Humberto, of Wyandotte, Mich., for the video.)

All he does is win. (Thanks to Jordan C., of Nashville, Ill., for the video.)

Check out the blonde on the far right.