That's what tennis player Bernard Tomic told the umpire when he tried to have his dad removed from the stands during his match against David Ferrer on Saturday.

This guy is offering his wife up for Final Four tickets. (If craigslist deletes the posting, you can see a screengrab of it here.)

Model Ashley Sky certainly seems to get this whole social media thing. She's on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, YouTube and Tumblr. That Tumblr page is the main reason she's getting today's LLOD honors.

Nationals outfielder Jayson Werth hit his own pickup truck with a home run he blasted on Sunday. ... Kobe Bryant just bought a new Ferrari for $329,000 -- and it's paid in full. ... This story gives you some insight into the Evan Longoria-Jaime Edmondson relationship.

Despite getting pulled over in the Batmobile last week, Batman was still able to visit a children's hospital.

In case you missed it last week, John Cena and Rob Gronkowski were guests on The Hot Clicks Podcast. Both interviews can be found here.

Here's a guide for Tim Tebow on some "wholesome" activities he can enjoy in New York.

...while skiing.