The internet nearly blew up last Wednesday night when Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was spotted having his glasses wiped down by someone in his luxury box. The glasses-wiper turned out to be his son-in-law, Shy Anderson, and the two are getting the last laugh. Why? Dallas will soon sell "Jerry Wipes," a cloth for cleaning eyeglasses, on its website.

Tami Hansbrough, mother of basketball players Tyler and Ben as well as fundraiser for the University of North Carolina, is in hot water after reports surfaced that she appeared to take personal trips (possibly to see Ben play at Notre Dame) at the school's expense.

One of my favorite challenges when I fill in for Jimmy is to find a Lovely Lady of the Day he hasn't used before. It's pretty tough since Hot Clicks is nearly six years old and published twice a day. That being said, I am proud to present Brooke Adams (a.k.a. - Miss Tessmacher), the TNA Women's Knockout Champion.

The Phoenix Suns are looking to hire a new Gorilla. The pay is 40,000 bananas per year. Seriously.

Up until 45 minutes ago, I had never heard the word "herringbone" before. But that's the pattern of the floor the Brooklyn Nets will play on next year. Also of importance - Jay-Z does not like plastic forks.

Jose Canseco thinks you're a wimp if you didn't do steroids (I substituted wimp replaced with harsher language I can't use here) ... Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson donated $10,000 to the Wounded Warrior Project ... Here are five athletes who failed as actors ... A sporting goods store in Vermont has decided to stop using pennies.

Serena Williams visited Jimmy Fallon last night and showed off her karaoke skills. Check out her performance of Air Supply's All Out Of Love (start at the :55 second mark) and Gloria Gaynor's I Will Survive at 3:45.

Mike Piazza hits a dramatic home run against the Braves to give the Mets a 3-2 lead in their first game at Shea Stadium after 9/11.

WWE superstar John Cena announces the death of Osama Bin Laden to a live audience during a pay-per-view event in May 2011.