According to Tennessee quarterback Tyler Bray, he gets paid to win games. Of course, Bray quickly offered some cover up about "education" when asked about it by reporters. For Bray's sake, we hope he misspoke, because he'd be stealing money if he is getting paid (the Vols are 0-6 in the SEC this season). The foul-mouthed NFL quarterbacks have their weekly Facebook chat. And, for a bonus, some NBA coaches also gathered on Facebook to talk about Mike D'Antoni getting the Lakers job. This was Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher's heated message for anyone who criticized him for congratulating Texans safety (and former teammate) Danieal Manning after he intercepted Jay Cutler on Sunday.

Mexican-American model and actress Elizabeth Velasquez gets today's LLOD honors. If you get drunk at an NFL game and start eating ice cream with your credit card, this is what ends up happening.

Nicole D., of Mississippi, says, "Jimmy, I have married for four wonderful months and I have learned that my husband, a huge Yankees fan with an admitted man-crush on Derek Jeter, is a huge fan of Hot Clicks, including the LLOD. Today, Nov. 13, marks his 31st birthday and I would love nothing more than to surprise him with his favorite lady (other than me), Minka Kelly, as the LLOD with this little message. I highly doubt he knows that I know what Hot Clicks is, much less the Lovely Lady of the Day. Thanks for your help." It would be impossible for me to pass this up and not give Nicole and Minka some love. Here's a five-and-a-half-minute compilation of news bloopers that have happened over the past few months.

I'm going to guess this businessman had a liquid lunch, which led to his epic battle with an escalator.