Jimmy is on his annual "It's almost the end of the year and I have a lot of unused days" vacation and will return next Wednesday. Speaking of Wednesday, that is Hump Day, and what a day yesterday was for Kris Humphries. The Nets forward was involved in the first fight of the NBA season when Celtics guard Rajon Rondo took exception to a hard foul on teammate Kevin Garnett. Humphries took to Twitter afterwards, tweeting the above photo with the message, "Anyone know where I can get a quick Tetanus shot in Boston?" The biggest Rondo fan may be Kim Kardashian, who is still trying to finalize her divorce with Humphries, who seems none too eager to dissolve the marriage. Sixers center Andrew Bynum, who is making headlines more for his amazing hair than anything basketball-related, is being sued by his neighbors for brandishing firearms, blasting video games at "window-shaking volumes," racing cars around the neighborhood and letting his dogs run free. The Chicago Desire have been disbanded amid sexual misconduct allegations.

I found myself watching the hit movie Wild Things: Foursome over the weekend and instantly fell in love with Jillian Murray. This should help explain why. The Saints received an unexpected surprise after arriving in Atlanta for Thursday's game against the Falcons. Airport workers pummeled their team bus with eggs. The Thunder went all Taylor Swift for James Harden's return to Oklahoma City last night. The shirt inspired Buzzfeed to create several more ridiculous sports T-shirts. Remember Allison Stokke? She's back ... Mark Sanchez "loves" the 4-7 Jets chances of making the playoffs ... I thoroughly enjoyed this collection of bathroom design fails ... The 20 most-searched for female athletes on Bing. LeBron James Jr., age 8, shows off his basketball prowess (though it took him several tries).

The great Mean Gene Okerlund turns 70 today. In this video, the legendary WWE announcer gets trained by Hulk Hogan. If you enjoyed pro wrestling in the '80s, you'll love this video.