Teammates should not behave this way. Actually, human beings should not behave this way. Cardinals defensive lineman Darnell Dockett reportedly spit in the face of teammate Kerry Rhodes during Sunday's game against the Jets because Rhodes wanted to let the Jets score a late touchdown so his team could get the ball back with enough time to attempt a game-tying drive. Or maybe it was because Rhodes made fun of the hat Dockett wore on Sunday. A prank call in which a guy asks the hosts of a Cleveland Browns show an inappropriate question about the size of their private parts caused a major case of the giggles yesterday. Kings forward Dustin Penner is killing time during the NHL lockout by interning for Conan O'Brien. ... The new Air Jordan sneakers are extremely bizarre. ... Here is the list of gifts that each bowl game is giving to the college players.

Model Jessica Dykstra makes her second appearance in Hot Clicks thanks to this new gallery. This missive landed in the Hot Clicks inbox Monday at 6:16 p.m.: "I am the Buttfumble guy. I bought the jersey at halftime and was back in my seats to see Greg McElroy throw his first touchdown. I got it custom made at the Jets shop where they have the screen printing station just outside the shop. I don't know who took the picture from behind, but I was in my seat (Section 224A, Row 7, Seat 3). I am a current Jets season-ticket holder. Respectfully, Seth T. Knauer." Seth also sent me a couple of pictures of the glorious jersey on Twitter.

The Dark Knight Rises is now available on Blu-ray Combo pack, DVD and for download. You can watch an exclusive clip from the Blu-ray extras here. I have two copies to give away. The first two people to answer the questions below win the Blu-ray combo pack. You must e-mail me (Jimmy_Traina@simail.com) your answers and put "CONTEST" in the subject line in order to be eligible. All answers come from previous Hot Clicks.

1. Which player had the NBA's top-selling jersey from April through November?

2. Which NHL prospect was dressed as a Teletubby when he got arrested for DUI?

3. What did Knicks forward Rasheed Wallace say during Sunday's game that caused his ejection?

4. Which college running back pulled his hamstring during a 76-yard touchdown run on Saturday?

5. Based on a recent survey, who did college basketball players say was the hottest woman alive?

UPDATE: Contest is over. Winners have been e-mailed. Here is a compilation of the best news bloopers that have taken place over the past few weeks.

DMX singing Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer has gone viral over the past 24 hours.