I hate to bum out the NHL fans in Hot Clicks Nation, but this sad Christmas song is just for you. Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder seems to make good time of his off days. At the beginning of the month, he proposed to ESPN reporter Samantha Steele. On Monday, the duo tied the knot. He rides a bike to and from home games every day. Joking aside, James cites the bike riding for improved conditioning.

Who can believe the woman who became a crush to so many men of my generation while portraying Samantha Micelli on Who's the Boss could be 40 years old? But, yes, Alyssa Milano hits that milestone today, and still looks damn good. Redskins running back Alfred Morris was once attacked by a raccoon who wanted his McDonald's cheeseburger. Here is This Year in Unnecessary Censorship.

Many of you have e-mailed this video of an eagle snatching up a kid because it's gone viral in a big way. But it is fake.