New Years is a time for reflection and to think about ways to improve your life and the lives of others around you. Jose Canseco was kind enough to tweet out his New Years resolutions where he vows to spend more time with his daughter, improve his physical conditioning and get elected to an important political office in the U.S. or Canada. Another gem is his desire to fight Shaquille O'Neal in a MMA cage match. Let's hope that goes better than his MMA debut - a 76-second loss to 7-foot-2 Korean kickboxer Hong Man Choi. Yup. Some Eagles fan had the words "Fire Andy" tattooed to his butt. I'll be the first to admit that it's a slow news afternoon when Greg Oden at the mall is a Hot Clicks item, but there's something jarring about seeing a 7-foot tall man starting at a half-naked mannequin.

Depressed about being back to work after the holiday break? Georgia Salpa should cheer you up. A California man stole five bottles of champagne and tried to drive a golf cart 109 miles from the resort he was staying at to his home. An 18-year-old high school student in Michigan, who was paralyzed from the neck down after a swimming accident over the summer, attended a Detroit Lions walk-through on Saturday and scored a touchdown after the players called him onto the field to run a play with them. The Buffalo Sabres have found an interesting way to recruit new(born) fans ... Dallas fans aren't exactly pleased with Tony Romo these days ... Here's another crazy soccer story from Europe that would be all over the news if it happened in the U.S. ... A new study demonstrates why tap water is safer than bottled water ... Lastly, Jimmy flaked on his promise to give us an Erin Andrews dating update but promises one tomorrow. Hope you can wait that long. Anna Prins, a center on Iowa State's women's basketball squad, receives a wedding proposal from her boyfriend following a win over Alabama State.

Vanderbilt coach James Franklin stopped a press conference to hug a longtime Commodores fan.