Notre Dame's conference change highlights problems in the Big East
NCAA conference names rarely reflect proper number and location of members
Notre Dame abandoned the Big East for the ACC in every sport but football
Big East used to boast power basketball teams; they're now after football strength
All you have to know about the nonsense of college athletic conferences in America today is that the Big Ten has twelve members and the Big Twelve has ten. Honestly.
But as bad as athletic conferences flunk arithmetic, they do no better with geography. Next year, for example, San Diego State will be in the Big East. This is like you never could believe that Vladivostok, way out there, was really in Russia, could you?
Generally, if you know what colleges are in what conferences or what colleges will be in different conferences next year, you have too much time on your hands.
Sometimes, don't you get the impression that most college presidents have nothing to do but spend time looking for better conferences for their schools?
Some schools now even play halfsies. They belong to one conference for football and another conference for the cheap stuff.
Take Notre Dame. The Fighting Irish are going into the Atlantic Coast Conference and playing five ACC football games, but they won't be in the Atlantic Coast conference for football; Notre Dame will remain an independent. Ah, the rat takes the cheese, but the cheese stands alone.
What Notre Dame is abandoning is the Big East. The poor Big East. The original members are all looking for the door except for the noble old Roman Catholic basketball schools that don't field quasi-professional football teams so nobody wants them, forcing their presidents to spend their time working on boring academics.
Basketball used to matter most for the Big East. It boasted storied coaches: John Thompson, Jim Boeheim, Jim Calhoun, Louie Carnesecca, Rollie Massimino. Soon now, the only big name left will be Geno Auriemma, and he coaches women's basketball. So now the Big East, seeking football strength, takes any lonely football team looking for a conference. Besides California, the Big East is also welcoming teams from Tennessee, Texas and Idaho. The Big East motto is: we'll leave a light on.
For a while the conference was also thinking of changing its name to reflect, uh, true geography. I was thinking, for example, that instead of the Big East, it might call itself the Little All-Over. But, like the Big Ten and the Big Twelve, the Big East decided to keep living a lie.
All of this is being done for the big networks, who will pay big for the rights to air football games. This at a time when studies continue to show that headball, uh, football, is dangerous to your mind, and that boys are falling behind girls in almost every academic measure, and that the United States is plummeting in college rankings around the world. Maybe what we should do is not try to export democracy, but instead, export college football conferences, thereby diverting other nations' interest in higher education to higher football, like here in the United States -- or, as I call it in football season: the Big United States.
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