Poor Andy Reid. On the day he gets hired to take over the Chiefs, he gets made fun of for being fat by ESPN's Ed Werder. Obviously, Reid has heard this type of thing before; he did look like a 35-year-old man when he participated in a Punt, Pass and Kick competition at the age of 13. But don't worry Andy: Terrell Owens has your back (at the :55 second mark). I can't say enough good things about this compilation of old-school Royal Rumble promos put together by With Leather to prepare for the WWE's annual battle royal later this month. Speaking of old-school pro wrestlers, Hulk Hogan refiled his $100 million lawsuit against Gawker. The interwebs are buzzing today because Kobe Bryant has finally joined Twitter. If you live on the moon and aren't familiar with Bryant, The Week put together a brief history of his tirades. On a more positive note, here's a photo gallery of the Lakers star off the court.

Jessica Burciaga seems like a good way to start your weekend. Keith Closs and Pooh Jeter, two journeymen NBA players you likely never heard of, had a really interesting Twitter conversation about conspiracy theories. The 75 best GIFs of the NFL regular season ... Santa Clara men's basketball coach Kerry Keating has offered to buy hotel rooms for students who want to attend Saturday's game at Gonzaga ... A good statistical breakdown on what kind of person uses their cell phone on the toilet ... Mike D'Antoni and Amar'e Stoudemire probably won't be exchanging Christmas cards next year ... The 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals has ruled that it's okay to give a cop the middle finger. Jimmy is out until Wednesday but sent me this phenomenal clip of WFAN's Mike Francesa freaking out over his dirty studio.

Packers fans compare Adrian Peterson to Bane from The Dark Knight Rises.