Roger Goodell and his minions are at it again. Niners running back Frank Gore was fined $10,500 today because his socks were too low during Sunday's game against the Falcons. Think about this for a second? There are adults who get paid a salary to check the sock length of other grown men. If this isn't one of the most pressing issues in the NFL, I don't know what is. As a veteran, Magic forward Glen "Big Baby" Davis expects certain things from his rookie teammates. Among them is having peanut butter and jelly sandwiches made for him. When Andrew Nicholson didn't fulfil his duties last night, Davis confronted him on camera. If you're having a party for the big Niners-Ravens game and plan on serving chicken wings, you better stock up now. There will be a lot less of them around this year.

Model Allira Cohrs, who is a big UFC fan and would make an excellent Octagon Girl, gets today's LLOD honors. Wes Welker's wife, Anna Burns, may have thought her little controversy with Ray Lewis had ended when she apologized yesterday for posting about the Ravens linebacker on Facebook. However, Hulk Hogan's ex-wife Linda, is now speaking out about Burns. This 17-month-old boy is already a better golfer than most of you. He's a flat-out beast.

This egg is full of surprises.