If you are into the frivolity of Super Bowl Media Day, you're in luck. SI.com has you covered with a thorough recap of the wackiness that took place earlier today. The adult website Pornhub made the most boring commercial you can imagine and submitted it to CBS to air during the Super Bowl. Naturally, CBS rejected it, which has led to Pornhub getting tons of publicity. Pretty impressive strategy. ESPN, which at one point morphed into the Tim Tebow network, was caught with its pants down today. Analyst Mark Schlereth was giving Hannah Storm the lowdown on how Tebow just isn't a quarterback. The only problem is that the duo thought they were OFF the air.

Model Jessica Vaugn gets today's LLOD honors. Nothing says "Super Bowl" like bizarre Craigslist postings in which people offer things (often dirty) in exchange for tickets. Here is a roundup of the more, um, amusing, offers. Manchester City's Mario Balotelli is being sold to AC Milan. One rival Manchester United fan decided to give Balotelli a very inappropriate and disgusting going-away present over the weekend. After spotting the striker's Bentley, the fanatic crossed the line by urinating and wiping his buttocks on it. (Thanks to Andy Wong, of Park Slope, N.Y., for the link.) Ladies and gentlemen, this is what we are teaching the youth of America.

People don't react well when you tell them they have a bee on them.