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Of Taters and
Bristles
Reggie Jackson slugs the former and everybody sports the
latter on his upper lip as the talent-rich Oakland A's rip
through their
division
by Ron
Fimrite
Excerpt from June 19, 1972
In baseball, as in anything else, appearances can be
deceiving. Take the Oakland A's. Mustachioed to a man, they
might easily be mistaken in a hotel lobby for six
barbershop quartets, the world's largest rock group or the
centennial celebration
committee of the Carson City, Nev., Junior Chamber of Commerce. On
the field, turned out in their stunning new ensembles of
Kelly green, California gold and polar bear white, they
could as well be a celebrity softball team or a
barnstorming religious sect. But
beneath all that bristle and tinsel they are, in real life,
the best team now playing in the American League and, in
the opinion of their winningest pitcher, National League
migrant Ken Holtzman, possibly the best team in
baseball.
The mustaches, which expose them to the japes of
clean-shaven opponents, are simply another manifestation of
Owner Charles O. Finley's prepubescent sense of humor. On
the return flight from a series in Boston, Finley observed
that Outfielder Reggie
Jackson and several bullpen pitchers were sporting fresh
foliage. What, Finley asked Jackson, is going on around
here? Jackson explained that this year he decided to keep
the mustache he normally grows in the off-season. The
others, he said, were not so
much stylistic disciples as put-on artists seeking to embarrass
him into shaving. Finley, always one to appreciate a joke,
was intrigued. Why, he asked himself, have a team only half
shorn? Why not an all-mustache
team? Or a stadium filled with mustachioed
men, women and children? The result of this encounter was
Finley's decision to hold a Mustache Day on Father's Day at
the Oakland Coliseum, a logical successor to his earlier
Bald Headed Day. For his participation in this attraction,
each player with
a full upper lip will be rewarded with a bonus of $300.
Holtzman's response to his boss' brainstorm bespoke the
majority's. "For $300," he said, "I would
grow hair on my
feet."
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