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Your choices for a new commish Posted: Friday August 02, 2002 12:05 PMThe August 5 issue of Sports Illustrated detailed 15 ways to fix Major League Baseball. One of the suggestions was to hire Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan as commissioner. CNNSI.com offered some other serious and not-so-serious candidates for the job and asked users to submit their choices. Here is a sampling of those submissions.
Carlton Fisk. If there can be an ex-owner as commissioner why not an
ex-player? Fisk is a no-nonsense Hall of Famer, who is totally credible and
honest. Remember when he called out teammate Carl Yastrzemski for not running
out ground balls or when he confronted Deion Sanders for making a dollars sign
in the dirt before an at-bat? Fisk only has one interest in baseball: the game
itself.
George Bush, the elder. He's retired with lots of free time. He knows what
it's like to play the game and is a big baseball fan. He stood up to an
egomaniacal dictator (Saddam Hussein), so he'll have no problems with the
owners.
Mr. Miyagi (played by Pat Morita) from The Karate Kid. If
he could turn Ralph Macchio into a champion, think what he could do with any of
those bottom-feeding teams (i.e. the Brewers, Devil Rays, Rangers). Mr. Miyagi
could intimidate the players' union by breaking ice blocks or something. He'd
also teach both sides a little about appreciating the game rather than the
money.
I think the next commissioner of Major League Baseball should be Peter
Gammons. First of all, he knows all there is to know about the game. He also
knows all the people there are to know in the game and, most important, he has
common sense. He's a fan, not a player or an owner. He has respect for
baseball's past and its quite shaky future, and I believe he'd do the best job
of anyone
around.
Mark McGwire. He was one of the only active players to speak out, saying
the players were making a ton of money and that if they couldn't survive on it
then there's a problem. He has always appeared to be a straight shooter who is
not obligated to the owners or the
union.
Tom Seaver. Both the owners and the players would respect a first-ballot
Hall of Famer who has stayed close to the game and done a great deal of good in
both the for-profit and not-for-profit
sectors.
Ernie Banks. Then finally we'd have double-headers
again.
Frank Robinson should be the next commissioner. As a former superstar he
knows what the players expect in terms of money and treatment, and his
experience as both a manager and high-ranking Major League Baseball official has
shown him the business side of the game. His incredible work with an
undertalented Montreal club shows that he really knows baseball. He would be
amazing!
After Jesse Ventura finishes his term as governor of Minnesota, he'll
have a lot of time to kick around. He possesses a no-nonsense,
tell-it-like-it-is mentality, and certainly isn't afraid to speak his mind. He
made Bud Selig look really dumb at the Congressional hearings in Washington, so
maybe this is just what baseball needs -- a man capable of letting the players
and owners know just where they ought to
stand.
Whitey Herzog. The best baseball mind in the sport. He understands the
business side and certainly knows how the game is run. He had some terrific
ideas on realignment and, I feel, would be accountable to no owner and would do
what is best for
baseball.
Why not have Bill Clinton as the next commissioner? Put his negotiating
skills and desire to fix everything to good use. A former President should want
to fix the "national pastime." He will be in the limelight, not
burdening taxpayers, and could bring baseball to an even larger international
audience.
Don Vito Corleone. Forget about any union problems or
strikes.
Make Tommy Lasorda commissioner. He's smart, knows baseball and has
charisma. I'm not sure what the players would think, but since he was a player
and a manager, he should know both sides of the
game.
Anna Kournikova. Maybe being commissioner is something Anna could be good
at. And who's going to argue with a commissioner that looks like
her?
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