Kansas City defender Jimmy Conrad wants to dance with Dan. Andy Mead/Icon SMI

Kansas City Wizards defender Jimmy Conrad told Sports Illustrated this week that he one person he wants to dance with is Dan Patrick.

Conrad wants to make one thing clear. He's married. But he likes to dance with men. And he thinks that him and Dan would be a great fit. They're both tall and slender. And Conrad heard Dan can cut up a rug and makes great eye contact while dancing.

Dan wants to do a River Dance-like number. Conrad wanted to know if it was a shirtless River Dance.