If everyone wants "to be like Mike," we wanted to know who Mike wants to be like. More specifically, we wanted to know which female athlete he would like to be. So we asked Michael Jordan, along with several other high-profile male jocks, which woman they would trade places with if they had the opportunity. The envelopes, please:
	Male Athlete: Michael Jordan Female Athlete: Chris Evert Reason: "Tennis is a lot like basketball in physical terms, and she did everything with class.''
	Male Athlete: Charles Barkley Female Athlete: Christy Martin Reason: "Because I like boxing. And she's good.''
	Male Athlete: Mike Piazza Female Athlete: Florence Griffith-Joyner Reason: "She's bad. And she's been bad for a long time.''
	Male Athlete: Tony Gwynn Female Athlete: Saudia Roundtree Reason: "She's a lot better basketball player than I was [Gwynn, an ABL junkie, was a star point guard at San Diego State from 1978 to '81]. She can dish, score, run the break, penetrate.''
	Male Athlete: Oscar De La Hoya Female Athlete: Gabrielle Reece Reason: "She's good-looking, physically fit, strong-minded and understands competition. She could take my place and I could take hers.''
	Male Athlete: Sergei Fedorov Female Athlete: Jackie Joyner-Kersee Reason: "She knew me! [The two met while taping a segment of Little Penny's Super Bowl Party.] She knew me as a hockey player. I couldn't believe it!''

Photos by, clockwise from upper left: Manny Millan (2); Brian Smith; George Tiedemann; Matthew Stockman/Allsport; Robert Beck; Manny Millan; Robert Beck; Richard Mackson; V.J. Lovero; Peter Read Miller; John W. McDonough