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Come chat with
me
Posted: Tue September 29,
1998
Sports Illustrated staff writer David Fleming posts the
Fleming File each Tuesday on
CNNSI.com.
CY-BERT:
Hi everybody and welcome to the Web's best weekly cyber
sports chat! We are so psyched you're here. There sure is a
lot to talk about this week: football, baseball
...
MACISGOD: All Hail Big
MAC!!!!!!
CUBZRULE: UP YOURS!!!!! Sammeeee, how we love ya, how we love ya,
Sammy
CY-BERT:
O.K., O.K., well it's nice to see MACISGOD and CUBZRULE
back with us. You guys behave! Alrightythen, as always, I'm
Cy-Bert and I'll be moderating the chat, so no naughty
language, no nude postings and no marriage proposals. This
means you HORNDOG98!!!! One last thing, I know I say this
every week, but with all the incredible, expensive
technology this medium offers, these chat rooms really
should be more like global town meetings. This wonderful,
intellectual
...
FLEMBOY: I am totally naked right
now!
WNBANUT: Hey, me too. Age?
Sign?
CY-BERT: ...
medium should be more than a meeting place for nerds,
perverts and cyber geeks. Let's start with college
football.
FLEMBOY: Top 25 votes: Miami of Ohio (25), Miami of Florida (22).
I'm
freezing!
PVIEW: The Prairie View streak is dead at 80 games, BRING ON THE
BUCKEYES!!!
AINTS:The 3 and friggin' 0 New Orleans Saints hereby hand over
their title as biggest losers in all the land to Langston
(Okla.), the team that lost to Prairie
View.
SPTDUDE21: Nah, dude, give it to Cryin' Ryan Leaf, hims all upset-ums
...
NFLMAN: That guy has attempted more ugly passes than the
Prez.
FBLVR: ...
he doesn't score as much,
either.
HITME: What about Evander Holyfield? 9 kids, 6 different women?
Guy should get into politics
...
FBLVR: ...
Or the
NBA!
BATMAN: LOL!!!!!!
IMANALIEN:
Crop circles are not a
hoax!
BUDDRNKR: Jeff Gordon must die
:>(
SPORTO: Marilyn Manson kicks
ass!!!!!
BEAMEUP: Scully, marry
me????
CY-BERT:
Wait, wait. Please, you guys, remember? Let's stick to
sports. Anyone have any comments about the resurgence of
baseball?
BATMAN:
I love baseball!
I got six Beanie Babies so
far.
FLEMBOY: Still
naked!!!!!!
FUZZYBALL: Speaking of naked, please visit my Anna Kournikova site
...
NETNUT: Last one there is a
Langston!!!
WNBANUT: Gawd
I hate these chats. They scroll too ...
MACISGOD: 70! 70!
70!
WNBANUT: ...
fast
CUBZRULE: UP YOURS! MVP!
MVP!
MRHANKY: OH my god they killed
Kenny!
BATMAN: What? Ken Griffey Jr.? I knew Seattle was mad about
missing the playoffs, but did they run out of latte up
there or
something?
SPORTO: You
bastards!!!!!!
CY-BERT:
Ahem! Why does this always happen, people? Sports. We're
here to talk about sports!
FLEMBOY: 48 minutes and still
naked!
SOCRMOM: Can someone please tell me why they cancelled the Major
League Soccer
season?
BOOBTUBE: Chris Berman has become a cartoon of
himself.
CLASSOF98:
Is this the Backstreet Boyz
chat?
MACISGOD: Should I dye my chest hair red,
too?
SPTFN: Hey, just got
here!
GEEK54: Welcome. Sign? Age?
Single?
SPTFN: No. No. I'm on-line to discuss the ongoing moral,
financial and spiritual bankruptcy of sports, illustrated
by the current NBA lockout
....
CY-BERT:
Aw, dangit. Sorry that's all the time we have. Great job
everybody. This was our most intellectual chat yet!!! You
guys are awesome! See you next
week!
FLEMBOY: MADE
IT!!!!!!
Spanning the strange and wonderful world of sports, the Flem File has visited
a nudist colony, investigated nasal strips, tried out for the Olympic bobsled
team and endured injury and humiliation at the NFL Experience. What, or who,
should we riff on next week? If you've got a suggestion, a comment or a
question, don't just sit there, bring it on! Click here to send an e-mail to
Flem, or address it yourself: flemfile@aol.com.
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