If some of these sports movies are less than perfect, the patter is classic:
Happy Gilmore
"The price is wrong, bitch!" -- Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) during a golf course fight with TV's Bob Barker
Major League
"Just a reminder, fans, about 'Die Hard Night' coming up at the stadium: free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won a pennant." -- Indians broadcaster Harry Doyle (Bob Uecker)
The Big Lebowski
"Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing." -- The Dude (Jeff Bridges) to Jeffrey Lebowski (David Huddleston)
"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald ... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a 10,000-foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? 'Gunga galunga ... gunga, gunga-galunga.' So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." -- Carl Spackler (Bill Murray)
