| Super Bowl Lingo Guide from yourDictionary.com |
| Say What? |
Translation |
| The Bay Area |
The region immediately adjoining Tampa Bay. Also, but rarely used, the San Francisco-Oakland-San Jose Standard Metropolitan Statistical area. |
| Billions |
More than the Gross National Product of dozens of countries. Also, the amount of money that is wagered on the Super Bowl. |
| Bingo |
The second-most popular sport in the Tampa Bay area. If you consider the number of participants, the number of games, and the number of cards per game, then the No. 1 sport in the Bay Area. |
| The Black Hole |
An astronomical anomaly, usually found in deep space. A remnant of a star that has collapsed upon itself, from which no light can escape. Also, the indigenous (and endangered) habitation of the Raider Nation. |
| Blackbeard |
The Pirate Edward Teach, who plied his trade from the Caribbean to Carolina's Outer Banks. Also, the guy who sold you your Super Bowl tickets. |
| The Bores |
One of the three passageways of the Caldecott Tunnel, passing under the Oakland Hills. Also, the local 49er fan. |
| Buccaneer |
The price of corn in a dry year. |
| Buccaneers |
1) Pirates who preyed on West Indian shipping in the 17th century. 2) Noticeably, Tampa Bay's NFL franchise. |
| Chucky |
The amazing similarity of the physiognomy of Jon Gruden, the Buccaneer's head coach, to his fictional movie counterpart. Inexplicably, Gruden is also known as "Coach Gorgeous". |
| The Coliseum |
Preferred name of the stadium where the Raiders play. Second choice is the Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum. Never, ever referred to as Network Associates Coliseum. |
| Call of the Wild |
Early reference to Raider Nation Tailgate Parties by local denizen Jack London. |
| Chicago |
Contrary to popular opinion, not everyone living in the Tampa Bay area is originally from Chicago. There are also a number of folks from both Canada and Milwaukee, Wis. |
| Cigars |
Long-hidden motivation of the Cuban Revolution: Castro really wanted to catch up with Tampa in the production of world-class cigars. |
| The Donald |
In Central Florida, Donald Duck, please! For New York, Fairfield County, Conn., and Marin County, Calif., of course, Donald Trump. |
| Early Bird Specials |
The only real specials to be found during Super Bowl week are eating TV dinners at home. |
| Enron |
In NFL circles actually spelled E-N-D R-U-N, where a player uses fancy footwork to outfox the opposition -- and then shreds the playbook. (See also, Andersen Consulting.) |
| Al Davis |
The managing partner of the Oakland Raiders, with the team since 1960, and one of the original founders of the old American Football League. Later had a mountain named after him. |
| Extra Point |
If you wear Mad Max or Blade Runner costumes, you get extra points in the Black Hole. |
| Gov. Moonbeam |
No one refers to Jerry Brown as Gov. Moonbeam any more; now more properly Hizzoner should be referred to as Mayor Moonbeam. |
| The Jints |
The New York football Giants might have been invited to The Party had they mastered the lesson of handling of a bad snap. |
| The Lost Years 1982-1994 |
The time the Raiders spent in exile in the deserts and (as viewed from the Bay Area) "wastelands" of Southern California. |
| Mt. Davis |
The seats added to the Coliseum to lure the Raiders back from L.A.; geologically speaking, actually more resembling an escarpment than a mountain. |
| Pancake |
To flatten an opponent. In San Francisco, the preferred term would be crepe (you crepe an opponent). In Silicon Valley, the preferred term would be Captain Crunch. |
| Polyester |
Haute couture of the Raider Nation (when chainlink fencing, nails, iron mesh and associated materials are in short supply). Also, fabric of choice for Oakland Raiders ownership. |
| Las Vegas |
The site of the real action on Super Bowl Sunday. |
| Over/Under |
Exotic wager where you bet that the combined team scoring will be either higher or lower than the number designated. |
| Raider Nation |
A psychographic grouping of Oakland Raider fans. For the uninitiated, best imagined as a cross between outlaws of the Old West, marauding Vikings, pirates of the high seas, Star Wars-type aliens and '60s-style bikers. |
| San Francisco |
Suburb of Oakland, on the other side of the Bay Bridge. |
| Silver and Black |
Official colors of the Raiders; also, current hair styling of Hizzoner. |
| Sunday School |
Where you might now find the former "dirtiest player in the league," Steve Wisniewski, and his cohort, Napoleon Kaufman, teaching during the offseason. |
| No There Here? |
Gertrude Stein's famed comment, "There is no there, there," referred to Oakland's purported lack of a defining sense of place and a style setting it apart from all others. Obviously, Ms. Stein had never envisioned the Raider Nation. |
| Tailgate Party |
24/7 activity of the Raider Nation with brief three-hour interludes on game days. |
| Turducken |
John Madden’s gift to fine cuisine, first developed during his days in Raider Nation. |
| Turnover |
Something found in a San Francisco bakery shop; in Oakland, referred to as donuts. |
| Excellence |
As in "Commitment to," official motto of the Oakland Raiders. |
| The Draft |
Looking forward to the 2003 draft (of Budweiser that is). |
| The Raiderettes |
"Football's Fabulous Females." 'Nuff said. |
| Blackout |
Oakland pioneered the term "blackout," years before the current California energy crunch, by simply not selling out the Coliseum before the NFL-mandated deadline. |
| Brown-outs |
Home games without Hizzoner. |
| Left Coast |
All of California on the seaward side of the San Andreas fault; also, what opponents of the Raiders do after losing the game. |
| PSL |
Prime rib, scotch and lobster: culinary favorites of Raider Nation Tailgate partiers; also (derisively), "personal seat licenses." |
| Home Field |
As in "home field advantage." Something the Bucs and Raiders used to their great advantage this year. |
| Gasparilla Festival |
Quaint local custom. A combination of Mardi Gras and Halloween with pirates invading the mainland. Similar to the Raider Nation at the Oakland Coliseum during this year's playoffs. |
| Palm Beach |
Still the only city in Florida where tourists flock to watch the voting. |
| Ringling Brothers |
As in Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus. Since the Raider Nation has been waylaid, the other circus "winters" in Sarasota, Fla., home of Clown College. |
| Sinkhole |
A better place to put your money than last year's stock market. |
| Snowbirds |
Florida tourists from the Great White North, mainly into golf, boating and/or the beach, bringing with them a culture all their own. Always in a rush. Not your typical locals, who love the cash but hate the congestion. |
| Sunsets |
Invented in Tampa but widely copied throughout the world. |
| Sunshine Skyway |
Truly spectacular feat of engineering spanning the Tampa Bay. |
| Super Bowl XXXVII |
Billion dollar infusion to the local economies in the guise of a football game. |
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