Jerry Glanville: You can't understand a word he says because he's always got his foot in his mouth.
David, Manitowoc, Wis.
John Madden: This guy suffers from the worst case of 20-20 hindsight. Plus, his analysis hardly ever surpasses "Bam!" and "Boom!"
Jon, Lansing, Mich.
Dennis Miller: He is not even funny on his own show.
Bill, Lynn, Mass.
Pam Oliver: The only good thing about living in the same city as the Falcons? Thanks to black out rules, I have the pleasure of never having to hear the announcing team that houses Pam Oliver. Now if the Falcons could just get a little worse, maybe they would black out the FOX pregame show also and their horrible trophy weather girl.
Pat Summerall: Captain Obvious himself, with a close second to John "BOOM!" Madden. Together, they form the dynamic duo of announcing futility.
Paul, Oakton, Va.
Dan Dierdorf: Whoever's hot, that's his bandwagon.
Jonathan, Chico, Calif.
Joe Theismann: He's always wrong, he plays around too much in the booth, and he's biased.
Pick 'em: Its hard to decide between Madden, Summerall, or Glanville. Some of the things these guys say make Dennis Miller look like Vince Lombardi.
Tommy, Appleton, Wis.
Paul Maguire: "And I'll tell ya why..." Enough said!
Mark, Boardman, Ohio
Beasley Reese: He used to say the most moronic things during NBC telecasts of the Steelers games. I remember the papers used to make lists of his quotes every year.
Don Criqui and Steve Tasker: They make every player seem like an All-Pro, even if they belong in the XFL.
Cris Collinsworth: He talks all the time but does not say a thing. If you are going to be on TV say something useful.
Alton, Khobar, Saudi Arabia
Kenny Albert: His voice is so similar to Marv's it's eerie and annoying. I can here echoes of "Yes! From downtown."
Matt, Wayne, Pa.
Phil Simms: Calm, Is-anybody-in-there? demeanor made him great as a Giants QB, but terrible behind CBS mike. He has no personality; offers no insight.
Matt, Wayne, Pa.
Boomer Esiason: He talks more about himself than he does the game.
Andre, San Diego
Dick Enberg: Am I the only fan who can't stand to hear his voice?
Dave, Baton Rouge, La.
Tim Green: His continuous blah, blah, blah.
Joe, Stratham, N.H.
Kevin Harlan: He gets over-excited on every play. If he wrote this, IT WOULD ALL BE IN CAPS AND WOULD BE REALLY ANNOYING, WOULDN'T IT?
Prescription: This antidote for bad TV announcers from Richard in San Francisco: Don't like the announcer? Here's what we did in the Howard Cosell era; turn off the TV sound, turn on the radio. And finally, this from Rick in New Orleans: Are you serious? That's like asking who is the least funky member of the U.S. Senate? Good point, Rick.