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Dr. Z's NFL Power Rankings
Week 14
Posted: Tuesday November 28, 2000 6:13 PM
By Paul
Zimmerman
When Trent Dilfer was handed the reins in Baltimore, the Ravens were 5-4 and
residing at 16th place in our Rankings. Immediately he said: "I am
dedicating my season to moving into CNNSI.com's top
10."
Well, I was not taken in by this bravado. I have heard wild boasts such as this
before. But he has made good on his prediction, and just look where Baltimore is
now. It's the Power Rankings success story of the year. And as I make one
friend, the negative side is overbalanced by half a dozen enemies. And here we
go:
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| CNN/SI Power Rankings |
| Rank | LW | Team |
| 1 | 1 |  | Minnesota Vikings 10-2 |
| The Vikes have blown out the puppies, as expected, and now the real stuff
begins. Detroit as a warmup Thursday night, then the Rams on the
road. |
| 2 | 2 |  | Oakland Raiders 10-2 |
| The Raiders can beat everyone but Denver. So why aren't the Broncos higher? It's
a matter of styles. It's like a fighter whose style is just right for one
opponent, but isn't always correct for the rest of the
world. |
| 3 | 8 |  | Baltimore Ravens 9-4 |
| Dilfer for Tony Banks was one upgrade, but I think the Ravens have made the big
breakthrough because left tackle Jon Ogden has shaken off the ankle injury and
is now at full strength, which means All-Pro level. Paired with Edwin Mulitalo,
Ogden gives the Ravens a blast-out left side of the line, and with fullback Sam
Gash thumping in behind them -- well, Jamal Lewis has gone for 652 yards in his
last five games, which gives Dilfer a lovely platform from which to
work. |
| 4 | 5 |  | Denver Broncos 8-4 |
| Do I think this team is flawed by a defense that gets it in trouble? Yes. Do I
think that it makes up for that flaw in courage? Yes again. Which is why Denver
retains its lofty
spot. |
| 5 | 3 |  | Tennessee Titans 9-3 |
| OK, they lost to a Jaguars team that was on a mission. It happens. What they
have to ask, though, is: When will their kicker change his grip and straighten
out his
hook? |
| 6 | 9 |  | New York Jets 8-4 |
| A puzzling team. The record says they're playoff bound. Miami would agree. But
then again, no one would be shocked if they lose three out of their last four --
against Indy, Oakland, Detroit and
Baltimore. |
| 7 | 10 |  | Miami Dolphins 9-3 |
| Dolphins, Broncos, these are my kind of teams. They come from behind on the
road. They step up the intensity level when they have to. The only reason the
Dolphins aren't at No. 6 is that the Jets have their
number. |
| 8 | 15 |  | New Orleans Saints 8-4 |
| Same type of team, only more so. I'd like to rank the Saints higher, but who do
I
drop? |
| 9 | 4 |  | Buffalo Bills 7-5 |
| I really like the Bills, and I'm sorry they have to take this much of a slide,
but all those injuries, whew. |
| 10 | 7 |  | St. Louis Rams 8-4 |
| The receivers, who are used to getting the ball in stride, now have to make
adjustments under Trent Green, and the dropsies are coming. The linemen, used to
short-setting and holding their blocks for very little time, now have to hold
them for another count and they're getting overrun. Kurt Warner had better come
back soon. |
| 11 | 12 |  | Detroit Lions 8-4 |
| In my old age, I raise an eyebrow at the whole concept of inspiration provided
by emotional, hands-on coaches. Beat Minnesota, then I'll be a believer -- well,
for a while,
anyway. |
| 12 | 13 |  | Philadelphia Eagles 9-4 |
| Honest to God, I have nothing against the Iggles. Hear my song, before you fire
off the nasties. If I put them in Detroit's spot, then the Lions have gained
nothing from their victory last week. Leaving Philly here means that both teams
move up one position, although, granted, the Iggles deserve more of a reward
after beating the Skins on the road. As far as moving Philly into the top 10,
well, I'm afraid I just like the occupants of those positions
better. |
| 13 | 6 |  | Washington Redskins 7-5 |
| With LaVar Arrington functional, they might have done a better job of spying
Donovan McNabb. With my brain attached to Dan Snyder's body, you'd have an
individual no other NFL owner would want to sit next to. |
| 14 | 14 |  | Tampa Bay Buccaneers 7-5 |
| They lost to Washington so the Skins have to be higher, right? If you answered
in the in the affirmative, then tell me how the Bucs can rate five, count 'em,
five spots lower than the Bills, whom they beat by two TDs? This is
what is known as positional handicapping. This is what is known as placing the
teams where I feel their strength dictates, regardless of the outcome of the
most recent games. This is what is known as setting myself up for a barrage of
letters from Tampa, but bear in mind, please, that I've been pretty kind to the
Bucs this
year. |
| 15 | 11 |  | Indianapolis Colts 7-5 |
| What's happening here, anyway? When things were going right, the offense was so
high-powered that the defense could get by, since opponents were always playing
catch-up. Now Peyton and the boys seem just a bit off and the games are turning
into slugfests -- and the Colts are not built for that kind of
action. |
| 16 | 17 |  | New York Giants 8-4 |
| I can think of 40 NFL backs who are better than Ron Dayne, who tiptoes into the
hole and turns it on only when there's a crease and a safetyman or an
off-balance linebacker to run over. As far as Jim Fassel's chest-thumping
pronouncement? Well, I was going to write something smart-alecky, but Jim's a
real nice guy and I'm sure that having to read the same angle every day in half
a dozen New York-area papers, about how his job is on the line every week, has
made him a bit crazy. I don't see them beating the Redskins. I don't think they
have the QB for it. I see them winning two of their last three and making the
playoffs and then exiting early, unless they draw the Eagles, whom they can
beat. I see the same speculation about Fassel in the offseason, months and
months of it. Worst of all, I'm gonna have to read this every
day. |
| 17 | 19 |  | Jacksonville Jaguars 5-7 |
| They're a very good team right now. Their big wheels are spinning, and yeah, the
O-line still has problems, but the Jags are covering them. Saddest two words in
the English language: too
late. |
| 18 | 18 |  | Pittsburgh Steelers 6-6 |
| Their run defense can't really be this bad, can it? Maybe people are playing
hurt and not telling us. But if the Raiders go for 200 on the ground against
them, then the secret will be out, and this is something I never thought I'd be
saying about a Steelers team: ssshhh, they're
soft. |
| 19 | 25 |  | Carolina Panthers 5-7 |
| Light it up, then screw it up and wait for the other team to screw it up worse.
That was the storyline on that depressing contest against the Packers, one of
the worst Monday nighters I can remember. Highlight of the game was the fan in
the yellow slicker running onto the field and getting cold-cocked. "He
looks like an unbalanced individual," said my wife, ever the soul of
compassion. He certainly did after he got
nailed. |
| 20 | 16 |  | Green Bay Packers 5-7 |
| Why was Brett Favre deliberately leaning backward on his throws? Bad foot, or
fundamentals that need an overhaul? Why didn't Dan Fouts, who was once a QB
before he became a media personality, notice
that? |
| 21 | 21 |  | San Francisco 49ers 4-8 |
| A bye traditionally aids the wounded, but I don't think it'll help the Niners,
who were on a hot streak before they shut down for a week. |
| 22 | 20 |  | Kansas City Chiefs 5-7 |
| This is an interesting study. Their season has gone south. I'm curious to see
how hard they play, down the stretch, for a coach who's supposed to be an
emotional
firebrand. |
| 23 | 22 |  | Seattle Seahawks 4-8 |
| They had the bye week to prepare for Denver, then they gave up 538 yards. You
certainly can't blame it on tired
legs. |
| 24 | 23 |  | Chicago Bears 3-9 |
| Ploop! That was the Shane Matthews bubble bursting against the Jets in the soggy
Jersey Meadows. Has any team in the last 40 years ever thought about reverting
to the
single-wing? |
| 25 | 24 |  | Dallas Cowboys 4-8 |
| Where has Dexter Coakley gone? Last year he was a linebacker at All-Pro level.
Now he's just a little guy getting run over. Could it be the people around
him? |
| 26 | 26 |  | Cleveland Browns 3-10 |
| I'm ranking the last half-dozen teams based on which city has the nastiest
letter writers. Just kidding, folks. The rankings are strictly on past
performance, since everyone down here except San Diego lost last
weekend. |
| 27 | 27 |  | New England Patriots 3-9 |
| They hung in for a half against Detroit. Then little by little the bad things
became magnified, and before you knew it the situation was hopeless. This kind
of describes a bad
team. |
| 28 | 30 |  | San Diego Chargers 1-11 |
| I caught the end of the K.C. game, when Warren Moon was desperately trying to
bring the Chiefs back. Then ... cut to crap. Florida election HQ and Bush's
campaign manager down there broke in to give us something we all knew anyway,
telling us "yes, we have beaten the enemy, hooray." And this went on
and on, neatly obliterating the end of the game, the most dramatic moment of the
Chargers' season. Am I alone in begging networks such as CBS to please have some
compassion on us footballheads who realize what is meaningful in this world and
what is pure blather, to please save their specials for halftime or dead time,
or put them on tape and give them to us after the game, or present them on a
split screen or something? If you're going to take away our cherished toys, at
least replace them with something sensible. All who disagree kindly raise your
hands, and I will introduce you to my friends from the
Bronx. |
| 29 | 28 |  | Arizona Cardinals 3-9 |
| You're tired of hearing this, I know, but Dave Brown is an extremely decent
person who deserves better. He just should find work in another
profession. |
| 30 | 29 |  | Atlanta Falcons 3-10 |
| Now we're at the heart of the batting order. Just give 'em one pitch to hit and
I guarantee they'll make contact with the
ball. |
| 31 | 31 |  | Cincinnati Bengals 2-10 |
| Even in moments of despair they managed to crank out their 209 yards on the
ground. Note to Steve Hirdt of the NFL's statistical service -- what's the
record for most yards rushing by a 2-14
team? |
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