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The Week: Swing Away
Here is who's hot and who's not after Augusta
By Alan Shipnuck

Snead's ceremonial tee shot was a knockout. Simon Bruty |
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| There are more ugly Sundays in store for the Masters. Believe it or not, the wet
conditions made the revamped course play easier. When it's firm and fast, train
wrecks will abound and making par will be the path to the championship.
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The donning of the green jacket tends to blot out the Masters' subplots, however
juicy they may be. Yes, Tiger Woods was the champion and Retief Goosen the
runner-up, but there were plenty of other winners and losers last week.
THE LOSERS
Tradition Fewer past champions, more trees, fewer eagles, more bogeys and loose
talk about a Masters ball. What's next, a green sweat suit for the
winner?
Middle-aged Americans The flameout of Davis Love III, the first-round leader,
symbolized a lost generation of players sliding toward irrelevancy. Love (who
faded to 14th), Paul Azinger (missed cut), Fred Couples (36th), Tom Lehman
(missed cut) and Hal Sutton (withdrew) all look increasingly like one-hit
wonders in the
majors.
Jos Vanstiphout The failed pop singer turned sports psychologist became a cult
figure when he helped Goosen shake off his 72nd-hole blunder at the 2001 U.S.
Open, and he has gotten much of the credit for Ernie Els's renaissance. It may
be time to rethink Vanstiphout's Belgian voodoo. On Sunday, Els lost his head on
the 13th hole and blew himself out of the tournament, while Goosen never
regained his confidence after an ugly three-putt on the 1st
hole.
Jack Nicklaus Don't look now, but Woods, 26, is halfway to the Golden Bear's
record of 20
majors.
The Ryder Cup José María Olazábal, fourth at the Masters,
doesn't get to play, but Pierre Fulke, who wasn't even invited to Augusta, does?
Sutton gets a nod, but Charles Howell, 29th in his first Masters, doesn't? Wake
us when it's time for the Presidents
Cup.
David Duval Six of the top seven in the World Ranking were fighting it out on
the leader board, so where was Waldo? With rounds of 74-74 Duval missed the
cut -- no great surprise since he has cracked the top 20 only once this
season. With a brittle body, fragile psyche and an often mystifying schedule,
Duval rarely seems ready to play.
Golf Just when it looked as if the gap was narrowing between Woods and his
competition, Tiger dismantled the field with frightening ease. Is anyone going
to challenge this
guy?
THE
WINNERS
Golf Then again, nothing creates more buzz than Woods winning the Masters.
Byron Nelson At 90, he quietly made his own exit, leaving Sam Snead as the lone
honorary starter. Lord Byron looked all the wiser when Snead coldcocked a
spectator with his errant
drive.
U.S. Open With Woods stalking a real Grand Slam, the People's Open now
has even more
juice.
Tom Fazio Augusta National's consulting architect pushed all the right buttons
in restoring the course's former shot values. Can't wait to see what he does
with the once fearsome 5th hole for next year's Masters.
Mud Even at the hoity-toity Masters, a little dollop of slop can send balls
soaring off-line. It was fun listening to players whine about not getting to
lift, clean and place on the mushy fairways.
Adam Scott Forget Howell and Sergio García -- the world's hottest
player (22-and-under division) is this stylish Aussie, who tied for ninth in his
first
Masters.
TV viewers The fans at home finally got a peek at the front nine as well as
their first glimpse of the outdoor jacket ceremony. Throw in the fact that Ken
Venturi finally signed off, and this was probably the greatest Masters
ever -- for the couch
potato.
O.B.
A motley crew of LPGA players and caddies attended a taping of The Price Is
Right on April 9 in Television City, Calif., and veteran Sally Dee , 31,
stole the show. Conspicuous in a bright-yellow LPGA loves BOB T-shirt, Dee swept to victory in the Showcase
Showdown, scoring a fire-engine-red Dodge Ram truck, a camper and a six-night
vacation in Yellowstone National Park, to go along with an exercise machine, a
dining room table and a popcorn popper that she had won earlier in the show. The
total value of the prizes was more than $40,000. "The whole experience was
so surreal," says Dee. "My heart was thumping the whole time. I've
been watching The Price Is Right since I was six years old. It's a part
of American culture, ya know?" After Dee clinched the booty, the other
players and caddies (in matching T-shirts) stormed the stage for some face time
with silver-maned host Bob Barker . Says Dee,"I know what you're thinking,
and no, Bob didn't get handsy with any of the women." The show is scheduled
to air on May 8, and Dee is planning to host a party at that week's Aerus
Electrolux USA Championship. Tiger Woods in
Rush Hour 3? It could happen, especially since he's one down to
actor Chris Tucker . On Sunday the motor-mouthed Tucker drove from his house in
Atlanta to Augusta National to watch Woods's victory march, and two hours after
the final putt had dropped, he got an audience with Woods in the Butler Cabin.
"Congratulations on a great game, brother," said Tucker, who later
told SI that he beat Woods in a match in Orlando a couple of years ago.
"Not a lot of people know this -- and, in fact, I promised Tiger I
wouldn't say anything," Tucker said. "He was real off that day. He
claimed he was tired." Pressed for details, Tucker grew
uncharacteristically reticent. "I've already said too much."Among the Augusta National members making the
rounds at the Masters were former U.S. Senator Sam Nunn of Georgia and Frank
Broyles , the athletic director at Arkansas. Spotted in the gallery: retired
slugger Mark McGwire and retired passer John
Elway .
Issue date: April 22, 2002
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