Golf's grumpy old men are out of line with their criticism of Tiger Woods's
would-be challengers. Comparing eras is folly, and with their barbs Jack
Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer and other ungracious geezers display little
understanding of how Woods has reinvented the sport.
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Last week's Canon Greater Hartford Open was less a golf tournament than a PGA
Tour morality play, featuring a duel in the sun between the people's choice,
Phil Mickelson, and the man in the black hat, Jonathan Kaye. The good guy always
wins, and Mickelson did his part by firing a brilliant final-round 64 to shoot
down Kaye by a stroke. The whole thing played out like a cheap Hollywood
thriller, a sop to the Northeast fans who had so desperately wanted Mickelson to
win the week before at the U.S. Open. It would have been a lot more interesting
if Kaye, a 31-year-old native of Colorado, had stolen the GHO. He's a scruffy
character, flawed and earthy and real. He's one of us, and maybe that's the
problem. Golf fans want to cheer for a better version of themselves between the
ropes, especially on Sundays, and therein lies much of Mickelson's
appeal.
Kaye, as we were reminded endlessly last week, was suspended by the Tour for the
season's opening two months because of a murky incident at last October's
Michelob Championship in which he may or may not have gotten into a beef with a
rent-a-cop guarding the players' locker room and did or did not subsequently
attach his player I.D. to his zipper in an act that was lewd or unprofessional
or rather funny, depending on your bent. This followed a well-publicized
incident at the 2001 Pebble Beach Pro-Am, where Kaye responded to a heckler with
an obscene gesture. Sergio García did the same thing at the U.S. Open and
was celebrated for his pluck. Kaye was saddled with a bad-boy reputation that
has been impossible to shake.
What seems to really inflame Kaye's critics are not his occasional lapses in
judgment but rather his lack of contrition. In this talk-show age, failing to
cry in public is an act of subversion. After shooting a second-round 67 to grab
a share of the lead, Kaye declined overtures by a columnist for The Hartford
Courant to answer the same old questions about his past transgressions. The
result was a bitchy column in which the writer hung his laughable indignation on
the notion that the fans "deserve to know what -- or if -- he has
learned from his suspension."
On Sunday night Kaye told SI, "The lesson I learned is people get treated
differently out here. If Phil did what I did -- or allegedly did -- nothing
would've
happened."
Mickelson is the anti-Kaye, a slickly packaged product who always says and does
the right thing. Lately he has taken to espousing touchy-feely New Age
sentiments, saying, "Having an effect on a human being is more important
than winning golf
tournaments."
Kaye, too, understands that winning isn't everything. "I wanted to win the
Players Championship so bad," he says, "just so I could grab [Tour
commissioner Tim] Finchem and chuck him into the lake. Then I would've jumped in
and pretended to be saving him, but really I would've dunked him and held him
underwater." Aspiring to change the world is a noble idea, but who can't
relate to dreaming about drowning your
boss?
Kaye's Dilbert-like workplace frustrations continued on Sunday when he had to
deal with what he called "borderline heckling" as the fans openly
rooted against him. This me-against-the-world vibe was all too familiar.
"I'm totally comfortable with who I am and what I am," Kaye says.
"I wear my heart on my sleeve, and I say what I think. But I'm learning
that I have to be more careful, because people like you a lot more if you act
like they want you to act and tell them what they want to
hear."
O.B.
On June 19, Dottie Pepper's divorce from Ralph Scarinzi was finalized, but in
the incestuous world of the LPGA tour it will be hard for these exes to enjoy
much separation. At this week's ShopRite Classic, in Galloway Township, N.J.,
Pepper is scheduled to make her season's debut, having finally recovered from
shoulder surgery in February, while her one-time caddie, Scarinzi, will be on
the bag for Charlotta Sorenstam.
Oakhurst
Golf & Country Club in Clarkston, Mich., hosted a special guest last week, a
visitor that goes by the name of Stanley, Stanley Cup. On June 18, the day
after the city of Detroit threw a victory parade for its Red Wings, a dozen of
the hockey heroes showed up for a round at Oakhurst lugging sport's most famous
trophy. Not only was the Cup chauffeured around in a golf cart, but, according
to one club member, fans showed more interest in having their pictures taken
with the trophy than with any of the players.
During the second round of the Great North Open, at De Vere
Slaley Hall Golf Club in Hexam, England, Euro tour journeyman Andrew Beal made a
hole in one with a six-iron on the 179-yard 14th hole to win a £15,000
Renault Mégane. Unfortunately Beal wasn't able to drive it home, because
he forfeited his driving privileges last year after losing his left eye due to a
malignant tumor. The 36-year-old Beal returned to action in early June, and the
ace may be a harbinger of better luck -- this week he undergoes a sight exam
in an effort to reclaim his driver's license.
More hole-in-one news: Leta Lindley aced the 143-yard
9th hole with a six-iron during the first round of the Wegmans Rochester, a
stroke of good fortune that also turned out to be quite profitable for her
husband, caddie Matt Plagmann. Every week on the LPGA tour, 100 or so caddies
pony up $2 in a hole-in-one pool, with the pot going to the looper whose player
makes a 1. After a seven-week dry spell the payout had grown to $2,356, but
because the pool runs for the duration of the tournament, Plagmann had to split
his bonanza with Tommy Thorpe, who was packing for Candie Kung when she aced the
9th hole on
Saturday.