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The Week: Keeping It Real

Jonathan Kaye was the antihero in a battle with Phil Mickelson

By Alan Shipnuck


Kaye led by a stroke on Sunday after holing a wedge for eagle on 13, but he couldn't hang on.  Bob Child/AP
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    SPORTS ILLUSTRATED: Golf Plus Last week's Canon Greater Hartford Open was less a golf tournament than a PGA Tour morality play, featuring a duel in the sun between the people's choice, Phil Mickelson, and the man in the black hat, Jonathan Kaye. The good guy always wins, and Mickelson did his part by firing a brilliant final-round 64 to shoot down Kaye by a stroke. The whole thing played out like a cheap Hollywood thriller, a sop to the Northeast fans who had so desperately wanted Mickelson to win the week before at the U.S. Open. It would have been a lot more interesting if Kaye, a 31-year-old native of Colorado, had stolen the GHO. He's a scruffy character, flawed and earthy and real. He's one of us, and maybe that's the problem. Golf fans want to cheer for a better version of themselves between the ropes, especially on Sundays, and therein lies much of Mickelson's appeal.

    Kaye, as we were reminded endlessly last week, was suspended by the Tour for the season's opening two months because of a murky incident at last October's Michelob Championship in which he may or may not have gotten into a beef with a rent-a-cop guarding the players' locker room and did or did not subsequently attach his player I.D. to his zipper in an act that was lewd or unprofessional or rather funny, depending on your bent. This followed a well-publicized incident at the 2001 Pebble Beach Pro-Am, where Kaye responded to a heckler with an obscene gesture. Sergio García did the same thing at the U.S. Open and was celebrated for his pluck. Kaye was saddled with a bad-boy reputation that has been impossible to shake.

    What seems to really inflame Kaye's critics are not his occasional lapses in judgment but rather his lack of contrition. In this talk-show age, failing to cry in public is an act of subversion. After shooting a second-round 67 to grab a share of the lead, Kaye declined overtures by a columnist for The Hartford Courant to answer the same old questions about his past transgressions. The result was a bitchy column in which the writer hung his laughable indignation on the notion that the fans "deserve to know what -- or if -- he has learned from his suspension."

    On Sunday night Kaye told SI, "The lesson I learned is people get treated differently out here. If Phil did what I did -- or allegedly did -- nothing would've happened."

    Mickelson is the anti-Kaye, a slickly packaged product who always says and does the right thing. Lately he has taken to espousing touchy-feely New Age sentiments, saying, "Having an effect on a human being is more important than winning golf tournaments."

    Kaye, too, understands that winning isn't everything. "I wanted to win the Players Championship so bad," he says, "just so I could grab [Tour commissioner Tim] Finchem and chuck him into the lake. Then I would've jumped in and pretended to be saving him, but really I would've dunked him and held him underwater." Aspiring to change the world is a noble idea, but who can't relate to dreaming about drowning your boss?

    Kaye's Dilbert-like workplace frustrations continued on Sunday when he had to deal with what he called "borderline heckling" as the fans openly rooted against him. This me-against-the-world vibe was all too familiar. "I'm totally comfortable with who I am and what I am," Kaye says. "I wear my heart on my sleeve, and I say what I think. But I'm learning that I have to be more careful, because people like you a lot more if you act like they want you to act and tell them what they want to hear."

    O.B.

  • On June 19, Dottie Pepper's divorce from Ralph Scarinzi was finalized, but in the incestuous world of the LPGA tour it will be hard for these exes to enjoy much separation. At this week's ShopRite Classic, in Galloway Township, N.J., Pepper is scheduled to make her season's debut, having finally recovered from shoulder surgery in February, while her one-time caddie, Scarinzi, will be on the bag for Charlotta Sorenstam.

  • Oakhurst Golf & Country Club in Clarkston, Mich., hosted a special guest last week, a visitor that goes by the name of Stanley, Stanley Cup. On June 18, the day after the city of Detroit threw a victory parade for its Red Wings, a dozen of the hockey heroes showed up for a round at Oakhurst lugging sport's most famous trophy. Not only was the Cup chauffeured around in a golf cart, but, according to one club member, fans showed more interest in having their pictures taken with the trophy than with any of the players.

  • During the second round of the Great North Open, at De Vere Slaley Hall Golf Club in Hexam, England, Euro tour journeyman Andrew Beal made a hole in one with a six-iron on the 179-yard 14th hole to win a £15,000 Renault Mégane. Unfortunately Beal wasn't able to drive it home, because he forfeited his driving privileges last year after losing his left eye due to a malignant tumor. The 36-year-old Beal returned to action in early June, and the ace may be a harbinger of better luck -- this week he undergoes a sight exam in an effort to reclaim his driver's license.

  • More hole-in-one news: Leta Lindley aced the 143-yard 9th hole with a six-iron during the first round of the Wegmans Rochester, a stroke of good fortune that also turned out to be quite profitable for her husband, caddie Matt Plagmann. Every week on the LPGA tour, 100 or so caddies pony up $2 in a hole-in-one pool, with the pot going to the looper whose player makes a 1. After a seven-week dry spell the payout had grown to $2,356, but because the pool runs for the duration of the tournament, Plagmann had to split his bonanza with Tommy Thorpe, who was packing for Candie Kung when she aced the 9th hole on Saturday.

    Issue date: July 1, 2002

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