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Leftovers from Augusta

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Posted: Wednesday April 11, 2001 2:04 PM
Updated: Thursday April 12, 2001 12:34 PM

  Alan Shipnuck - On Tour

CRAMMED INTO STEERAGE ABOARD UNITED FLIGHT 1401, SOMEWHERE BETWEEN AUGUSTA AND CALIFORNIA -- Random musings on an epochal Masters:

  • I was glad to see Tiger shed a tear for a change. Nice to know that below all that IMG media training and Nike image-making machinery there is still a little human emotion left. ...

  • It's uncanny how a golfer's weaknesses are so often exposed at crucial moments, nevermore so than on the back nine on Sunday at the Masters. David Duval is not a great putter, no matter what he says, and even though he rolled his rock beautifully for most of the week, he lost this Masters in large part because he couldn't get the ball in the hole down the stretch -- a three-willy on 13, then blowing a crucial par putt at 16 and great birdie chances on 17 and 18. Likewise, Phil Mickelson will never be a great driver of the golf ball, even if he has enjoyed prolonged stretches of excellence of late. The sickly clout on 11 was devastating, and on 15 he missed in the one place you can't -- left -- winding up behind the trees and preventing the eagle chance he so desperately needed.

    There's been a lot of loose talk in the wake of Tiger's victory about how neither Duval nor Mickelson has the heart or the guts or the brains or [insert favorite anatomical term here], but I don't see it that way. Both Duval and Mickelson played spectacular golf, and they played with courage. The bottom line is neither one is good enough to beat Tiger. It is not because of holes in their personality or mental makeup, but, rather, their games. Despite some marked improvements, Mickelson's swing is still too loose, while Duval's short game is not dynamic enough. Maybe both need to dedicate their entire existences to improving, as Tiger has, but that might not be enough. Duval and Mickelson are great players. They simply have the misfortune to be playing in the era of the greatest player of all time. ...

  • With my boy James Driscoll reenacting the Icarus metaphor on Friday afternoon, I had filed my story for the magazine well before the leaders teed off on Sunday, allowing me to be a fan for a change. During the final round of a major I'm usually grinding on a story -- either chained to my computer or stuck in front of a TV, obsessively noting the leaders' every facial twitch. Sunday I decided to lace 'em up and go watch some golf. Among the many joys of Augusta National is that its routing and elevation changes make it maybe the best spectating venue in golf. There are so many strategic corners of the course where the action stacks up.

    I began my day by watching the last three groups tee off on 1, and then blazed down the hill to catch the approaches into the par-5 second. From the hill on the right side of the No. 2 fairway you can also monitor the action on the third hole. Then it's a quick jaunt to the grandstand above 3 green/4 tee. After the final group rolled through there I cut over to the hill at 6. For those of you who haven't yet made it to the Masters, this is the coolest little spectating spot on the planet.

    The sixth hole, you will recall, is a steeply downhill par-3, with a roller-coaster, three-tiered green. Surprisingly, fans, er, patrons are allowed to sprawl out on the lush, grassy hillside below the tee. The players literally hit their shots right over your head. Because they are so elevated, conversation amongst those in the crowd flows as freely as the pink lemonade from a nearby concession stand. The balls just kind of materialize on the green, and only the body language of the players as they come down the hill betrays who has done what with their tee shots. From the hill at 6 there is also a beautiful view of the action at the 16th green.

    Anyway, from 6 I speed-walked over to the eighth fairway, from where the eagle eyes can watch the second, and sometimes third, shots on this uphill par-5. Then things got serious, as I swerved over to the fairway of No. 10, my favorite hole at Augusta National. I was going to watch the last three groups roll through, but after Duval stiffed his second shot and made birdie, tying for the lead, I followed him into the Corner.

    Even though O.B. Keeler basically invented Bobby Jones, the Masters doesn't go out of its way to help reporters do their job. There is no inside-the-ropes access, not even for photographers (!), and the less that's said about the press-room grub, the better. But -- and this is the biggest but this side of Darren Clarke -- there is an amazing little grandstand set up just for the press in Amen Corner. In front of and to the right of the 12th tee, you're practically in the drop circle, and the view is utterly amazing: up the 11th fairway, all of 12, and then down and around the crook of the gorgeous 13th hole. As I sat there on Sunday afternoon, the warm Georgia sun alighting my cheeks, watching history unfold from the best seat in the house, I couldn't help but reflect on how blessed I am as a golf fan. Of course, the mood passed and I began jotting down sardonic barbs in my notebook.

    The only spectating spot in championship golf that compares to the Corner in terms of drama is the grandstand at the 15th hole. That was my next destination. The very top row of this massive structure is reserved for writers and Augusta National members, so when not shamelessly sucking up to my seatmates, hoping to get invited for a game, I watched the tournament get decided. The 16th hole is where Duval and Mickelson both lost their chances to don green formal wear.

    From atop the bleachers you are roughly at the same altitude as the apex of a 16th tee shot. It's a spectacular vantage point, and I'm pretty sure I knew before Duval did that his tee ball was fatally long. Once the final group passed through 16 I speed-walked up the hill to stake out a spot behind the 18th green. It was an epic day, and not one I'll soon forget. ...

  • Angel Cabrera is one of the most likeable golfers I've ever interviewed. I only wish that he could speak English. ...

  • Existential question of the week: Who left the Masters more disappointed, Mickelson/Duval, who played their hearts out and still got crushed, or Davis Love III, the game's ultimate headcase, who couldn't even make it to the weekend? ...

  • Had a funny experience at a Borders bookstore in Augusta on Saturday night. The Missus and I were killing time, waiting for the late show of Blow (it did), and I was perusing the golf section when I felt a certain presence over my shoulder. It turned out to be none other than Vijay Singh, three or four hours removed from a third-round 73, which ended what was left of his chances at repeating as Masters champion. Veej, as Tiger and I like call him, paid me no mind, and I, in turn, pretended not to notice him, either, although he was hard to miss, what with all the day-glo-orange logos on his shirt.

    Hiding behind Harvey Penick's Little Red Book, I couldn't help but spy on Vijay as he browsed the bulging bookshelves. Sadly, he showed no interest in Bud, Sweat & Tees. In fact, the only kind of book that captured Vijay's fancy were those obnoxious, touchy-feely, New Agey tomes about the metaphysical aspects of golf. You can imagine the subjects -- golf and feng shui, golf between the ears and tripe like that. He inspected each and every one of these books as if it was an ancient text that would magically reveal the secrets of the game to him. At his feet Vijay made a pile of about a half-dozen titles to purchase. I was astonished. Who knew that one of five or six best golfers in the world needed such brainwashing? It just so happened that adjacent to the golf books was a section on martial arts. Vijay grabbed a couple of thick training manuals to go along with the rest of his reading, rounded up his wife and son, jumped in his courtesy Escalade (emblazoned with the Augusta National logo) and zoomed off. ...

  • For the sake of modern science I conducted a little experiment last week: What happens to your digestive tract if you eat peach cobbler à la mode with lunch for six straight days? The verdict: bad things. Very bad things. ...

  • From the It's The Little Things That Count Dept.: All the scoreboards around Augusta National are of the old-fashioned, hand-operated variety, like what you'd find at Fenway Park. The numbers go up one at a time, but before they're posted, the white backing is removed, creating a hole in the board and a breathless anticipation in the gallery. Sunday afternoon, particularly on the back nine, the suspense was incredible as everyone was waiting to find out what number is going to pop up. Who needs instant gratification. ...

  • Not everyone knows it, but there are actually two green-jacket ceremonies: the cheesy, TV version in the Butler Cabin, and a much more regal proceeding that follows on the practice green, in front of the clubhouse, which incorporates many visiting golf dignitaries. I like to watch this ceremony from the clubhouse's upstairs veranda, where you have not only a view of the practice green but also the majestic sweep of the golf course beyond, bathed in the warm glow of the magic-hour sunlight. After staking out a spot up on the veranda, I had to go downstairs to make a phone call. I stumbled into the lounge area as Tiger was being interviewed by Hootie and Jim Nantz. Parked in front of the TV was Nike founder/billionaire Phil Knight, wearing the same maroon shirt as his most celebrated endorser. As Tiger offered his bromides to the viewers at home, Phil dabbed away at tears. It was very moving. ...

  • Hey, by the way, has Duval finished putting on 18 yet?

    Sports Illustrated senior writer Alan Shipnuck periodically waxes about life On Tour for CNNSI.com. Click here to send him a question or a nice, friendly comment.

     
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