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Inside Game

Skunked by the Brewers

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Posted: Wednesday August 04, 1999 02:44 PM

Phil Garner and I first spoke in mid-March, out in Arizona, on the dugout steps of Maryvale Baseball Park, the Milwaukee Brewers' spring training complex. Garner is an honest man, perhaps more so than any other big league skipper. He says what's on his mind -- be it positive, be it negative, be it 1,003 uses for Cheese Whiz. On this day, he told me that after seven years of managing the Crew, his team was finally prepared to contend for the playoffs. "As long as we stay relatively healthy," he said, "we should be in this thing."

I agreed.

  • The story came out, and everyone laughed. April 5, 1999. Sports Illustrated. Page 105. "Brew Ha Ha," read the headline. "Healthy Milwaukee can contend in the injury-ravaged National League Central." First came the comments: Are you nuts? Are you blind? Do you follow ... baseball? Then the calls. A Milwaukee radio station. Another Milwaukee radio station. "Do you realize," asked one talking boob, "that you're the only national writer to pick the Brewers?" Well ... uhhm. "The only one."

    Of course I was. Who else had the guts? The intuition? It was my first prediction of the year. A proud moment. I saw something in that bountiful Milwaukee lineup -- a collection of bats as fierce as any in the National League: Fernando Vina , Mark Loretta , Jeff Cirillo , Jeromy Burnitz , Dave Nilsson , Alex Ochoa , Marquis Grissom , Sean Berry . I saw a pitching staff of untapped potential: the lanky Bill Pulsipher , the determined Jim Abbott , the overlooked Steve Woodard , the gawky Bob Wickman . Oh yes, Garner had something here. In the injury-ravaged National League Central, the Brewers would ... well, you know.

  • The Brewers suck. Why beat around the bush? I was in town last week for the big White Sox series, when Milwaukee reached .500. It was an important moment for the club -- perhaps the start of a rise that would see Garner's scrappy bunch step up and catch Houston and Cincy. The next day, they lost. Then lost again. And again. And again. The lineup has been better than advertised (Milwaukee is second in the league in hitting, third in home runs and RBIs). The pitching blows. Pulsipher hurts himself every other day. When he does pitch, it's with the staying power of microwaved minute rice. Abbott went righty, then was released. Hideo Nomo , picked up cheap, is 9-2, the lone bright spot on a staff of stiffs.

    Two weeks back, Miller Park, the team's under-construction, state-of-the-art, ready-for-2000 stadium, had a bit of a boo-boo. Big Blue, a gazillion-dollar crane that's big and blue but not big and blue enough to stand high winds, crumpled in high winds. Part of right field came crashing down. Three construction workers died. The stadium might not be ready for 2000 after all. This is not good.

    If the team doesn't finish with a winning record, Garner will likely be fired. Eight years and one season above .500 (1992) does not a career make. Sal Bando , a very good player and a very poor GM, should be banished, too. They have not produced.

    Every day, upon opening the sports section, my eyes instinctively bolt to the Milwaukee box score. Maybe there's some hope, I think. A few wins here, a few there. Houston drops a couple ...

    Then I remember: These are the Brewers. Temptation to an idiot.

    Staff writer Jeff Pearlman offers his unique view on baseball every Tuesday during the season for CNNSI.com.

    The opinions expressed here are solely those of the writer.


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