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By Michael Bamberger
In Philadelphia, where I live, the only time you hear car horns honking is after an Eagles victory over the Cowboys or Giants or Steelers, who play, as every Philadelphia schoolchild knows, somewhere in the Midwest. Maybe Pittsburgh is not as far west or as white-bread as Green Bay, but it's out there.
Pittsburgh sports fans claim We Are Family, the Sister Sledge disco anthem of the 1970s and theme song of Willie Stargell's Pirates at the old Three Rivers Stadium, as their own. Please, take your song and your sisters, go to one of your many rivers and have a good time. We in Philly will keep playing God Bless America, sung for years by Kate Smith before the Flyers went out and distributed pieces of the Rangers or Bruins or Penguins along the glass. The fat lady sang for us.
(By the way, not that we brag about it, but Sister Sledge is from Philadelphia.)
I know it's a tradition in Pittsburgh to go to Primanti Brothers for a sandwich before sporting events. They put French fries between the slices of bread. Clever! How has that tradition not caught on in other places? Pregame in Philadelphia, we get a juicy cheese steak at Pat's or Jim's or Geno's. But if you find yourself in Paris or Rome or London, you can find a Philadelphia cheese steak there, too. Enjoy!
When free agents tour my city, they are sometimes shown the steps of our art museum, where Rocky trained for his fight against Apollo Creed. Maybe Apollo was from Pittsburgh, I don't know, but Rocky Balboa was definitelya Philadelphian. Also, Wilt Chamberlain grew up in Philadelphia, Connie Mack managed in Philadelphia, Donovan McNabb plays in Philadelphia. My so-called friends in Pittsburgh like to remind me that Philadelphia fans booed Santa Claus. Hey, I've got news for you guys: Santa Claus is make-believe! As is your city's claim to sports supremacy. |