Made in Madison Avenue
The Bears may have opened a new era in corporate sponsorship with their Bank One deal. Here are some suggestions for what companies other pro teams might want to hook up with. Here is what our readers had to say.
Team: Chicago White Sox Suggestion: Brink's Home Security Protect yourself from U.S. Cellular Field drunkards.	Team: Boston Red Sox Suggestion: Maalox That bullpen will give you a tummy ache.
Team: Florida Marlins Suggestion: eBay The (fire)sale that keeps on giving.	Team: Tampa Bay Devil Rays Suggestion: Goodwill Where the major leagues discard their unwanted trash.
Team: Atlanta Braves Suggestion: Energizer Eleven consecutive division titles and still going.	Team: Golden State Warriors Suggestion: Home Depot The team that's always rebuilding.
Team: L.A. Clippers Suggestion: Pork The other white meat ... the other L.A. team.	Team: Portland Trail Blazers Suggestion: U.S. Air Force They don't just aim high, they get high.
Team: Dallas Mavericks Suggestion: IHOP Featuring Canadian bacon (Steve Nash), German pancakes (Dirk Nowitzki) and their Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N' Fruity coach, Don Nelson.	Team: San Antonio Spurs Suggestion: Quaker Oats Rice cakes aren't as bland as these guys.
Team: New York Rangers Suggestion: FAO Schwarz Just a collection of expensive toys.	Team: Penguins/Senators Suggestion: Arthur Andersen The morally bankrupt meets the financially destitute.
Team: Cincinnati Bengals Suggestion: Kmart Neither one can remember its last winning season.	Team: Raiders/Colts Suggestion: Mayflower Transit For teams on the move.
Team: Washington Redskins Suggestion: Etch A Sketch Nothing makes Daniel Snyder happier than going back to the drawing board.	Team: San Francisco 49ers Suggestion: Sharpie Don't celebrate in the end zone without it.