Every year, it seems, we get a handful of players who don't know when to say when. Jones, the poster boy for this year's crop of NFL bad boys, incited a fight in a Las Vegas "gentlemen's club" -- euphemism alert! -- that led to three people being shot. New league tough-guy Roger Goodell slapped him with a year's suspension without pay. Which is a euphemism for "hit him where it hurts."