Steve Spurrier vs. Everyone
While the Head Ball Coach has kept most of his jabs in-house since going to South Carolina, he left no opponent unscathed while coaching at Florida. After the Foot Locker scandal, he dubbed Florida State''Free Shoes University.'' He jabbed his biggest SEC east rival with ''You can't spell Citrus without U-T,'' a reference to the bowl that took the SEC's second-best team. And after a fire destroyed 20 Auburn library books, Spurrier said this: ''The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.''