West Michigan Whitecaps
Fifth Third Burger
To call the Fifth Third Burger a hamburger would be an injustice to this colossus of calorie. The pride and joy of the Western Michigan Whitecaps' is a fully loaded 4 pound behemoth that features 5 1/3 pound burgers, chili, and chips with salsa packed into a 1 pound hamburger bun. If the 4,889 calories seem a bit much, you'll be happy to know that it also contains 209% of the Vitamin C a person needs in a day. The $20 price tag is actually a bargain, considering the fact that the Fifth Third Burger can easily feed a family of four, and the Whitecaps concessions staff will happily cut it up you.