The former NY Giants running back's post-NFL career continued its descent into farce when he co-founded a company that offers you the opportunity to pay handsomely for the chance to engage in wholesome activities with current and former sports luminaries. According to Thuzio.com, Mets infielder Frank Catalanotto will join you for lunch or attend your fantasy draft for $400. Want to play golf with Larry Holmes? That'll be $6,250 an hour, please. Too steep? Tiki will play around, er, a round for the low, low discount price of $1,000. He also does karaoke, as you can see by CLICKING HERE.