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9/02/2008 02:23:00 PM
Top Five College Mascots
Few mascots are as original as the Stanford Tree.
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By Lang Whitaker, SI.com
With the return of college football, this also signals the return of something very important: Mascots. My school, the University of Georgia, recently introduced UGA VII, the latest in a long line of hairy dawgs, causing great celebration and attention. At their best, mascots should inspire and unite. Here are my five favorite college mascots.
1. UGA: UGA VII will have a lot to live up to, considering the bite of some of his predecessors.
2. Ralphie: When Colorado's multi-ton Bison comes barreling out onto the field, it's a pretty intimidating sight. Especially when stuff like this happens.
3. The Hawks: St. Joe's mascot is the epitome of perpetual motion, flapping its arms nonstop as long as it's in view.
4. The Stanford Tree: Since the school's nickname is actually a color, the school uses a person in a tree costume to stand around and ironically represent the university. Still, the Tree backs down from nobody.
5. Chief Osceola: Before every game, Florida State's mascot gallops onto the field atop a horse and chucks a flaming spear into the ground.
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Lang Whitaker is the executive editor of SLAM magazine and writes daily at SLAMonline.com