I'm not really sure about the kind of diet Charles should go on, but my son Collin (who loves Charles and named our dog Barkley because he yaps all day) says Charles would look slimmer if Kenny gave up his seat so Charles wouldn't have to sit on the end with his rear end hanging out.
-- Tom, Olympia, Washington
The heck with losing weight. I say gain another 150 pounds and set a goal to dominate the world of Sumo Wrestling.
-- Boyd, Centerville, SD
No beer for you, Sir Charles!
-- Rodrigo, Guatemala
Only eat when the Pacers' offense scores 100 points.
-- Thad, Indianapolis
Stay away from Shawn Kemp.
-- Andy, Allentown, Pa. |
