Tommy Bolt, after putter trouble in San Antonio: "I'd like to have the hay concession after they cut those greens."
Lou Rossini, coach of Columbia's struggling basketball team: "This is one of the best teams I've ever had—academically."
Bobby Shantz, 1957 American League earned-run-average leader, pondering his Yankee contract terms: "They may be rich, but they ain't careless."
John Gaver, trainer at Greentree Stables, asked if he had any "sleepers" ready for the Kentucky Derby: "Every horse I've got is wide awake and slow as hell."