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Mr. Perpetual Motion
Robert Creamer
March 17, 1958
Baseball's hair shirt, young 60-year-old Frank Lane, meets the lethargic Indians
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March 17, 1958

Mr. Perpetual Motion

Baseball's hair shirt, young 60-year-old Frank Lane, meets the lethargic Indians

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Frank Lane, the general manager of the Cleveland Indians, moves through the world with the quiet insistence of an ambulance in full flight. People turn away from store windows and stare and hold their children up to see when Frank Lane roars by.

Things had been hopping all week in Tucson. There had been a four-day rodeo (which, naturally enough, is called La Fiesta de los Vaqueros in Anglo-Saxon Tucson). A movie troupe, complete with glamour, was in town to make a cowboy movie, a "different" cowboy movie, they said, which, presumably, meant a good one. Herb Score and Mike Garcia, two of the Indians' best pitchers, had arrived early to get in a few extra days of work at the ball park, and Score had created a flurry of small headlines around the country by appearing to be completely recovered from his eye injury. Garcia later broke his finger to sort of keep things even. Field Manager Bobby Bragan flew in one morning and was followed around by a small crowd of curiosity seekers, who seemed to be waiting for Bobby to live up to his publicity and stand on his head, or at the very least to say something brash or bumptious. Later a big batch of Cleveland ballplayers came in and got promptly to work. For a few days the lobby of the Santa Rita Hotel was a glorious swirl of rodeo cowboys (most of whom looked lean and hard and healthy) and movie cowboys (most of whom needed haircuts) and ballplayers (who, mostly, just looked).

Then Frank Lane arrived, and suddenly everything that happened to titillate Tucson in the week past turned to a rather mild shade of gray.

First reports held that a Vanguard rocket had blazed to a spectacular landing in the desert south of town and that Frank had stepped out, carrying a second baseman and the conversation. He fed the rocket a cube of sugar and dismissed it to pasture, deposited the second baseman in Bobby Bragan's arms, gave the local press 14 fast stories and built a hotel. Or registered in one. He gave official approval to the glorious Arizona weather, said a few treasonable things about Florida (Frank's home is in St. Petersburg), analyzed the present skills and potential achievements of 47 ballplayers, smiled on the Cleveland newspapermen, who were shifting about uneasily because they had not had to ask any questions, and then subsided into a 27-second silence during which sparks crackled off his elbows and knees as he generated a fresh supply of energy.

Investigation revealed certain elements of exaggeration in these first reports. Frank actually flew from Florida in a Jupiter C rather than a Vanguard, and his landing was accomplished in the quiet of the night. The second baseman (Milt Boiling, whom he had conned out of the Washington Senators for a string of brightly colored beads and a minor league pitcher named Pete Mesa) was making his own way west and was with Frank only in spirit. The glorious Arizona weather that night was just plain cold, and Frank shivered publicly. The Cleveland writers did not shift about uneasily, because they are always able to think of questions. And Frank Lane did not, then or at any time, subside into a period of silence as long as 27 seconds.

When he came into the Santa Rita lobby just before midnight, carrying a briefcase, a sweater and a coat, he had been sleepless for about 16 hours, yet he stood there talking with officials and players and sportswriters and an occasional passer-by for nearly an hour, looking as bright and cheerful as a robin after the morning's first worm. The next day, after six hours of sleep, he caused a mild sensation by remarking, "I was pretty tired last night."

YOUNG IN SPIRIT

The popular clich´┐Ż about Lane states that he's 60 years old but looks 40. Well, he is 60 (actually he is 62), and if he doesn't look quite as young as 40 he certainly looks years younger than he is. But the point to be remembered is not how old or young he looks, but how he acts. Fred Hutchinson, who is in his 30s and managed to carry the Cardinals around on his back last season, said once, "What an amazing guy Frank is. I hope I have his energy when I'm 60." Then, grinning in sudden realization, he added, "Hell, I wish I had his energy right now."

The Cleveland newspapermen, who have been starved these many years for colorful people to write about, find Lane both a delight and a caution. He was a delight because almost everything that he said or did made good copy. But he was a caution, too, because 1) it was hard to ask him as many as two questions in any one interview, since the first question usually set him off on an 85-yard conversational end run; and 2) he sometimes moved so fast that he ran out from under newspaper coverage. That is to say that before the sportswriters can get a story into print he has another version. After this had happened to one veteran Cleveland writer he shook his head sadly and commented, "You can't keep up with this man."

Lane's first stroll around the Indians' training base was graphic evidence of this. He made a complete tour with Bobby Bragan as his guide.

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