Russian Footballer, following party-line disapprobation
of teammate Edik Streltsov, now in a Moscow jail for "hooliganism":
"Edik thinks the ocean is salty because herring swim in it."
Danny Murtaugh, Pirate manager, at a luncheon honoring
St. Louis' Stan Musial: "He's like a speedometer on a used car. You know
it's turned back but you don't know how much."
Selwyn Lloyd, British foreign secretary, after he
received a new wedge on becoming the 1,000th member of the Golf Society of
Great Britain: "I am not a good golfer, but I am wondering whether this
club is not appropriate for a game of Summitry. I spend quite a lot of time in
the rough. I often have an East wind in my face and a gusty West behind
London daily mail, in a headline reporting completion
of arrangements for the August fight between Heavyweights Floyd Patterson and
Roy Harris: WORLD TITLE FIGHT FIXED.