The Man Who Wouldn't

"HUH?" said the judges.
LETS SEE YOU TRY TO KICK A FOOTBALL EXACTLY 310 YARDS 4 FEET 1 INCH.

But the judges just didn't understand.
IT WAS QUITE A CHALLENGE I WASN'T SURE I COULD DO IT.

ANYBODY WHO WANTS ANY RECORDS EQUALLED COME ON AROUND!

But nobody did.

Because nobody is interested in having records equalled.

So they left Harold Swerg alone.

which was just the way he wanted it.