Roy Foreman, on brother George's next heavyweight fight: "We've been trying to get Elvis. He's been dead long enough now."
Hank Steinbrecher, general manager of the U.S. Soccer Federation, reacting to news that the World Cup '94 flags had been stolen from outside the federation's headquarters: "We do have fans!"
Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on the possibility that NBA senior vice-president Gary Bettman could become head of the NHL: "I gave Gary a hockey puck once, and he spent the rest of the day trying to open it."