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They Said It
Edited by Richard Demak
August 03, 1992
Bill Giles, owner of the last-place Philadelphia Phillies, after watching his team lose to the San Diego Padres: "My back hurts, I can't play golf, my ball club is horrible, and in the seventh inning a sea gull pooped on me and ruined my shirt."
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August 03, 1992

They Said It

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Bill Giles, owner of the last-place Philadelphia Phillies, after watching his team lose to the San Diego Padres: "My back hurts, I can't play golf, my ball club is horrible, and in the seventh inning a sea gull pooped on me and ruined my shirt."

Mike Macfarlane, Kansas City Royal catcher, on the recent firing of Bobby Valentine, who had managed the Texas Rangers for eight seasons: "He was like a college professor. I thought he had tenure."

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