Actually, Uncle Eb, you've got me thinking. As long as women athletes have higher graduation rates than both male athletes and student bodies as a whole, women's athletic programs ought to get more money than men's. But that would mean colleges were rewarding academic excellence, and lord knows we can't have that, can we, Uncle Eb?
Uncle Eb? Where are you going?
That diving's on the television, and Mildred just loves watching it.
So let her watch it. What, you don't think Aunt Millie can watch TV without male supervision?
No, believe it or not, I fancy that sport too. You know, your cousin Art's little girl, Becky, is getting rather good at it.
She is, huh?
Yessiree. My granddaughter's a fine child. I'm putting something away for Becky's college fund, you know.
No one ever called you a scrooge, Uncle Eb.
Now let me get this straight. They really have athletic scholarships for girls nowadays?