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The Ultimate Bug Buster
Robert H. Boyle
October 19, 1992
Nontoxic, cheap and fun, slingshots fling pesky insects into the great beyond
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October 19, 1992

The Ultimate Bug Buster

Nontoxic, cheap and fun, slingshots fling pesky insects into the great beyond

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It so happens that last summer was a banner year not only for acorns but also for yellow jackets and some of the insects on which they prey. These insects included, according to another friend, Dominick Pirone, a professor of biology at Manhattan College, the caterpillars of the tiger swallowtail, monarch, painted lady and fritillary butterflies. But then as summer advanced and the caterpillars flew off as butterflies, the yellow jackets found food in short supply, and they turned nastier than usual. They stung a man to death not far from us when he accidentally ran over one of their nests with a lawn mower.

One day I happened to notice yellow jackets landing on the branches and leaves of a ficus tree on the deck near the kitchen door. They were apparently hunting for aphids and other small insects, and although they paid no attention to me as I shot at them from only six feet away, from behind a crack in the kitchen door, they would fly off when an acorn shook the leaf or branch on which they were perched. That wasn't the case, however, with the yellow jackets I saw crawling nearby on the top railing of the deck. The railing didn't quiver or shake when an acorn slammed into it, so the yellow jackets remained there, blissfully unaware of impending doom, even when an acorn missed them by a hair. And when I did hit one, not even the carcass remained. Traveling at a speed of 150 mph, the acorn would slam into the yellow jacket and blow it into oblivion. When my aim was right on, I scored at least one kill on every four to six shots, and there were times when I had two or three kills back to back.

By now I had become an enraged entomophobic Clint Eastwood, fairly shouting to myself. "Make my day, yellow jackets!" I took a teaspoonful of raspberry preserve and dolloped it on top of the rail, because as every picnicker knows, yellow jackets love sweets. The bait worked and then some. Not only did it hold the yellow jackets in place, but also others—sometimes four or live at a time, doubtless attracted by the aroma—would swarm in for a feast that would, aha!, turn out to be their last supper.

Like a U.S. senator happily-shooting ducks over a corn-baited blind on the Chesapeake, I enjoyed excellent sport until the advent of cold weather, when the workers and drones died off, which happens every fall, and the recently fertilized queens holed up to hibernate before repopulating the world in the spring. With the yellow jackets gone, I discovered new quarry: houseflies. On occasional warm, sunny days, even in the midst of winter, they would come out from whatever crevices they had secreted themselves in and land on the outside of our house to bask in the sun. On such days I would take to stalking the deck with slingshot and acorns, and in the course of an hour I would nail as many as a dozen flies, even though they, unlike yellow jackets, would take off after a near miss.

According to my hunting log, last Jan. 13 was a red-letter day. What made it memorable was not so much the temperature—a high of 52�—but a shooting technique I employed for the first time. On my initial foray onto the deck that day, I found myself off target and the flies quickly on the wing. Indeed, they seemed to spend more time flying than sunbathing, but then, happy thought, I recalled the ploy I had heard about from John Shaw, an English friend who had visited me the previous fall.

Like me, Shaw is an enthusiast of the slingshot, or catapult, as the Brits call it, and he told me how he had dealt with the adult dragonflies that were starting to fly into his new fish-rearing pond to deposit their eggs. Dragonfly eggs hatch into nymphs that live underwater for a year or more until they crawl out and emerge as winged adults. Vicious predators, the nymphs have an extendable jaw that can shoot out faster than a switchblade to seize passing prey, such as the tiny fish Shaw was raising to sell.

What to do? Shaw took a piece of toilet tissue, poured a bit of Kosher salt into the middle, folded the tissue to hold the salt, loaded the wad in the pocket of his catapult and aimed at any dragonfly that came flying in to lay its eggs in his pond. Although dragonflies are armored like helicopter gunships and are the swiftest and trickiest flyers in the insect world, they dropped dead from the hail of Shaw's toilet-paper wads of salt, which fanned out to form a pattern like that of shotgun pellets.

I had no Kosher salt on hand to down the aerially acrobatic houseflies that usually eluded my single-shot acorns, but I did have a jar on my library table of tiny lead shot, size 12, the size of the period at the end of this sentence. I loaded a pinch of the shot—this stuff is almost like dust—onto a sheet of toilet paper, carefully folded it and went back outside on the hunt, humming to myself. I took aim at the first fly I saw, a big one about the size of a horsefly. Ba-boom! The brute instantly expired in midair. Frabjous joy! All my hitherto free-flying flies literally bit the dust as I shot away.

Ever one for self-improvement, I read whatever I could And on the subject of slingshots, which was not much, and talked to experts in the field, notably 78-year-old Chuck Saunders, whose Saunders Archery Company, in Columbus, Neb., not only made the slingshot that Jack Cassidy had given me but also manufactures 95% of the slingshots made in America.

Saunders asked me how I held my slingshot. I said, "Upright, with my left hand holding the pouch about four inches in front of my nose while I aim at the target through the middle of the fork." All wrong, no matter how good I thought I was, Saunders said. "I used to do the same when I started using a slingshot, and I couldn't hit a thing," he said. "It was only because I was an archer that I saw what was wrong."

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