Bobby Fischer can never rebut
That Fisher's a brand name for nut.
Boris looked Badenov,
But he'd probably had enough
After spending six weeks on his butt.
Meanwhile, back at the Samaranch,
The Winter Games brought a sports avalanche.
LeBlanc and La Bomba,
Foreign words I'll remomba,
As well as these moments from Franche:
Chemists call it Au,
Yamaguchi won one and Blair two.
Snow fell in the Alps
Like dandruff from scalps;
The peaks ought to use Selsun Blue.
The Games of Summer reigned in Spain,
Like Tour de France champ Indurain.
TV was disastrous,
And Cobi the mascot? Inane.
After golfing a week in La Jolla,
They arrived in the homeland of Goya.
The Dream Team said, "Hola,"
By pummeling Angola
And won a la Oscar De La Hoya.
Activities grave and iniquitous,
Made Tyson's absence conspicuous.
When heavyweights dueled
For the belts so bejeweled,
Who won? Don't be Riddickulous.
My rusty math should be lubed,
How much for America cubed?
Not to mention those countdowns,
The Brett-and the Yount-downs.
Do you figure fan interest accrued?
King Richard Petty ruled NASCAR
As the French used to Madagascar.
When the King abdicated,
His successor awaited:
Canseco again drove a fast car.
Atlanta was best known for Tara,
Then along came Frankie Cabrera.
But the Great White North
Won the Series, of courth.
It could not have been faira or squara.
Not so for some Filipinos,
Thought not to be in their teenos.
Little Leaguers got trounced,
Then officials announced,
"Those kids weren't kids, far as we knows."