Madonna's Latest boy toy is reported to be Miami Heat guard Brian Shaw, hardly her first sports squeeze. Dating the Material Girl would seem to be a fatiguing proposition, even for an athlete, but these jocks have fared well during their rumored flings with her. A question: What has Shaw done to justify her love? He's the only non-MVP in the group.
Brian Shaw, Miami Heat (current): not among NBA stat leaders, but Heat having decent year.
Charles Barkley, Phoenix Suns (1993 Finals): won MVP, but his team was 0-3 at home versus the Bulls.
Mark Messier, New York Rangers (1991-92 season): won Hart Trophy, but Rangers lost in second round.
Jose Canseco, Oakland Athletics (May 1991): 44 homers, 122 RBIs, but A's finished fourth in AL West.