After we gave up the first touchdown in our Fourth Annual Touch Football/Pulled Groinathon, the guys on the other team sneered and said, "Suckers walk."
"Says who?" asked our left tackle, Cementhead.
"It's an unwritten rule," explained the other side's captain.
"Oh, yeah?" said Cementhead. "Show me where."
Which is exactly my point. Why are sport's unwritten rules unwritten? Say no more. Get a Xerox machine under these puppies and have a copy on everybody's desk in the morning.
The coach always sits in the first row on the team bus. If he is out sick or dead, the seat remains empty.
Apologize for a point won on a net cord.
Take two or three pitches if your pitcher just made the second out of the inning.
Never, ever put your finger in someone else's bowling ball.
The starting goalie is always the first player on the ice.