Plus it's cheap, drug-free and politically correct, encouraging equal participation by both sexes. Facilities can be found everywhere, and the television ratings promise to be as strong as they are for figure skating. So it's time for the curmudgeons at the USOC to tone down the disparaging rhetoric and turn up the sounds of samba. Sport, like everything else, must adapt to the times. Now you'll have to excuse me.
One, two, cha-cha-cha...three, four, cha-cha-cha.
The era of dance sport is upon us, and I intend to be ready when they pass out the medals.